"The Kate Primer: She loves Barker (where's the new Abarat?), movies both cheesy and good, her ‘goth’ name was Ariana Chasm, she’s an internet predator(only so I can meet Chris Hanson of Dateline), she has a thing for drummers with long hair (no more for me), she has never been to outer space despite what she says (Yes I have, Chris is just jealous), she likes wine and fru-fru drinks, she is a wanted criminal in Manitoba (shhhh), she once silenced an entire dining room with once burp (true), she lived in France, she was the singer of my first band even though we had no lyrics or even songs (and it was the best band ever that did nothing)." - CM
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