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..EARLY ONE MORNING AT MYSPACE LABS TOMS EVIL TWIN BROTHER DR TOMBOTNIC WAS BUSY WORKING ON HIS LATEST INVENTION........................ THE QUANTUM ATOMICANIMATOR RAY WHEN A CRUMB FROM THE TOAST HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST FELL FROM HIS LIPS INTO THE LASER!!.....THE CRUMB MIXED WITH HIS DNA REACTED WITH THE BEAM CREATING A SUPER TOAST BEING AND THUS THE TOASTMAN WAS BORN........ToastMan Fact: The ToastMan once rode a Rhinoceros though a car wash instead of taking a shower!your definitive host 'Mr Toast' invites you to look though his meteorological observation postToastman Fact: The ToastMan once dated a pop tart!Some hieroglyphics from 4,500 years ago, Picture of a UFO??

I'd like to meet:

LETS GET BREADY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

All the cult classics like Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Alice in wonderland.......Rubbish B movies that are so bad they make u laugh........ Black & White films with people speaking in timeworn words using old fashioned accents.......War & 90s action films are good too.

Heroes:

KEEP IT TOASTED BABY!

My Blog

ASK DR TOAST: Funny Noise

Ask Dr Toast: Funny Noise Q: I have an old toaster. When I put a slice of toast in the toaster and press the lever down it goes down, but when it comes back up it isn't toasted enough. So I press i...
Posted by " " "The ToastMan" " " on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Toastastic Toast Poem BY Bleeding Poppy" [rahh]

I wake up in the morning Feeling hungry I put on the kettle For the coffee ive been wanting I pass the cereal And the eggs Straight to the bread Then straight to the toaster Cause toast is my on...
Posted by " " "The ToastMan" " " on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

ASK DR TOAST: Raisin Fires

ASK DR TOAST: Q: Please tell me why my raisins that fall into the bottom of the toaster catch on fire. Thank you very much. Pam A: Pam, contrary to popular belief, raisins do not "fall" into ...
Posted by " " "The ToastMan" " " on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

TALE OF THE TOASTED TOASTMAN ADVENTURE!!!!!

Toastastic toastman adventure by the amazing KayLeah she's Toasterific baby!! ToastMan was bored one day so decided to go on an amazing adventure. He packed his little back pack and w...
Posted by " " "The ToastMan" " " on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

Toastumcious Toast poem

Toastumpcios Toast poem submitted by S909RKU:) ToastMan, ToastMan, made from toast ToastMan, ToastMan, we love the most You may be 'square' but youre still cool ToastMan you are a class a fool &...
Posted by " " "The ToastMan" " " on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST