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About Me

Okay, perhaps less a legend than a cautionary tale. But hey, as long as there's a moral to the story. Or amoral, for that matter.Vital stats: I am 5'7" and 150 pounds of long-haired liberal Jew. I'm 30 years old. I ride an intercontinental ballistic motorcycle. I work at a film studio as a glorified clerk. I have a dog named Bogart, with whom you will fall in love, as do all right-thinking people. I enjoy the Hollyweird goth and fetish club scene, Burning Man, pervy sex, and the occasional chemistry experiment. I love to read and I like movies but I don't watch TV. I can't cook, which doesn't stop me from trying once in a while, but I can write fairly well, which is not much compensation but may prove useful if you need to update a resume or something. Sometimes I'm a total geek. Sometimes I'm that guy geeks totally hate on. Sometimes I'm funny and charming and wonderful, with a self-effacing sense of humor that puts people at ease. Sometimes I'm a charmless, vainglorious, self-aggrandizing loudmouth. And sometimes I'm both in the same sentence.I believe that the world would be a far, far better place if we all had more sex. I believe that the word 'illiberal' is long overdue for a comeback. I believe that chastity is a vice and promiscuity a virtue. I believe in doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. I believe that righteousness comes from trying to walk a mile in someone else's skin. I believe that you shouldn't mess with proper grammar and punctuation until you have demonstrated a command of both. I believe that God is a total flake and is not to be trusted, ever. I believe that I am full of love.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Professional dominatrixes, submissives, strippers, porn stars, burlesque dancers, fetish models, swingers, escorts, deviants, and sex perverts.

Well, writers, bikers, and Burners are always good too.Also, now accepting applications for Life Partner. Please be female and polycoital. You will be expected to come with me to Burning Man or, failing that, to babysit my dog for three weeks. Be advised that The Five-Year Plan currently lists, among other things, a new career, marriage, and procreation.

Heroes:

Dr. Richard Feynman, Aaron Sorkin, David Best, Joss Whedon, Sharon Mitchell

My Blog

Unka Noah

So my brother has finally set the date for his wedding: March 17th, 2007. It'll be in the Bay Area. I'll be his best man, which bodes well for the Apocalypse. My Christian friends, get read...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

Happy Halloween!

So for this year's Halloween costume I decided to dress up as a lawyer. Specifically, as a lawyer for Wolfram & Hart, the most evil law firm in the Whedonverse. But the best part is in the backgr...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST

I'm Not Here.

I will be Away For A While. I'll post something here when I return. Until then, attempts to contact me will likely meet with failure.
Posted by Noah on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Gone to Burning Man. Back 6th September. Don't bug me, I ain't here.
Posted by Noah on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:50:00 PST

Bogart the Wonder-dog

Hello all.As some of you know, I have a wonderful dog. Truly. Everyone loves the dog, who is cute, house-trained, charming, noble, charismatic, and generally speaking perfect.As some of you also know,...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST

Party this Sat. 15th April, 2006

My friends Reverend Gadget and Kinchasa are having a par-tay this Saturday night starting at 830pm. Some of you may have met them at my 30th birthday party, or know them from Gadget's work on TV or th...
Posted by Noah on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:27:00 PST

30th Birthday Party Update - contest, rides, hair

d00d! Gadget and Kimmie are coming!! As though graced by royalty shall we be! Along with a whole fizzuckload of other people, it appears.I was thinking we'd have a 60-second story contest. The best st...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:33:00 PST

Back to school!

I did it! I signed up for National Bartending School's two-week bartending course. I start February 6th, Monday to Friday, 6:30pm-9:30pm. I am Chasing The Dream. And when I catch it, boy I'm telling y...
Posted by Noah on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST

30.

Thirty approaches. The distant thunder of responsibility, an approaching horizon beyond which lies middle age and the specter of death. I can feel the storm gathering, winds of change, an electric str...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST

MySpace needs some kind of shorthand guide.

An explanation for the lazy and socially decrepit, like me. I'm sure someone's already written it. Better yet, it needs a Yes?/No! button. Like sending someone a wink or a nod (or the variations ther...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST