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Ralph

It's not a crime if you don't get caught

About Me

I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum ..

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My Interests

Basically I like being with Melissa, watching movies (esp. horror) or Howard Stern on demand,playing either my xbox 360, PS3, or the wii, hanging with our pugs Ella, Ruby, and Iggy, family, losing money in Atlantic City, going to hardcore/punk shows, downloading music. Thats it, pretty boring so IM done 'cause I feel gay typing this shit out.
You are THE FAITH! You are so underrated it's sad.
You are shy but hold a lot of anger and power
inside of you. You may seem kind of snotty but
it's mainly misunderstanding. Also you are
highly self-involved in the projects you
undertake, you are a go-to person. Don't worry,
everyone will come to their senses and start
paying attention to your awesome talent in no
time.

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Ramones, social distortion, black flag, bad brains, the queers, integrity, johnny cash, n.w.a., led zeppelin, slayer, danzig (misfits,samhain, danzig), the damned, the clash, bob marley, the dwarves, youth of today, mercyful fate, sabbath, isis...hopefully you get the idea.

Movies:

value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JHrlhNyDyPw" / texas chainsaw massacre, exorcist, scarface, boogie nights, friday the 13th, halloween, fast times at ridgemont high, porky's, animal house, airplane, caddyshack, plains trains and automobiles, bloodsucking freaks,audition, re-animator,dawn of the dead,lost in translation, goodfellas

Television:

X-FILES,supernatural, entourage, sopranos, howard stern on demand tv, masters of horror, snl, mad tv, reno 911, news shows like 20/20, dateline, primetime, national geographic

Books:

banned in dc, fuck you hereos, dance of days, crystal lake memories, profoundly disturbing, books on serial killers.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width=0 height=0

Heroes:

my mom & dad,my grandmother baker and michal and my brother mike who i miss dearly, GOD, and people in the military.

My Blog

Slayer

still kicks ass after all these years. Went to the slayer / marilyn manson show the other night at pnc arts center. Both bands were really good. Slayer played a decent amount of old tunes which was th...
Posted by Ralph on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

BIG NEWS UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas this year was amazing. Melissa and I got engaged on Christmas eve. Planning on a 2007 wedding but no date has been set as of yet. We have been together for 2 years now and we are looking for...
Posted by Ralph on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST

shows

The revolting cocks were pretty cool, and pretty wild on stage. they played all the songs you would want to hear plus a cool bauhaus cover from the new album. Ministry were good but they were so loud ...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:53:00 PST

good stuff

I got tickets to see ministry and the revolting cocks on june 17 at the hob, then today I got tickets to see the gorilla biscuits and murphys law on august 4 at the stone pony in asbury park. starting...
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

shows

just went to see rob zombie w/ melissa at the hob in ac, fucking good time. he played for like 1 1/2 hrs and did shit from white zombie all through to his new album "educated horses". plus my boy fune...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

the cult & other upcoming shows

So Melissa got us tickets to see the cult live at the house of blues a.c. last saturday night. It was a pretty cool show, as they seemed to play like 3 or 4 songs from each album. I had only seen them...
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:02:00 PST

wanna see something really fucking sick????

copy and paste the link and check out the new genre video. pretty interesting stuff... http://www.slaughteredvomitdolls.com/
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:47:00 PST

March 8th 1974

so today is my birthday, and I am 32. I am getting old. Had a great weekend and week so far. me and melissa went to atlantic city on saturday and it was fun but we lost all our money. we had some comp...
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST

The Devils Rejects

I take back any bad sort of review that I may have had about this movie. Its fucking amazing! I just got it on DVD yesterday and it rocks! I still like "House of 1000 Corpses" better though.
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:12:00 PST

song lyrics of the day!

Bonfires burning brightPumpkin faces in the nightI remember HalloweenDead cats hanging from polesLittle dead are out in drovesI remember HalloweenBrown leafed vertigoWhere skeletal life is knownI reme...
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:47:00 PST