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Matt

thelunaticdreyfus

About Me


My name is George. I'm unemployed. And I live with my parents.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like sectional furniture.

Music:

Books:

Philosophy of Time Travel

Heroes:

Whoever wrote this essential treatise on How to Survive a Monkey Attack .

My Blog

I'll give you something to cry about

1. Would you ever hit a member of the opposite sex?I smack a little ass from time to time.2. Who knows a secret or two about you?No one I couldn't get rid of.3. Three words to explain why you last thr...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

Final Inspection

Final Inspection By Peter Hornbach The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you Marine, How sh...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:33:00 PST

Casualties of War/Remember the Troops

Casualties of WarAnalysis | Their Stories   ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain

1. Elaborate on your default photo:It's Whiplash the dog riding monkey. Apparently the people demanded it.2. What is your current problem?Too much folate in my diet.3. Which shoe goes on first?The one...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

My pants hurt

1. Hi my name is...Slim Shady2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?I did it once a long time ago. The day after my legs started itching so much. It was driving me crazy! I had to take a bath ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

another survey

1.) Where do you live?My basic philsophy is if life gives you lemons, track down the fucker who gave life the lemons and kill him, his family, his friends, and anyone else who thinks lemons are a good...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

yeah, like you give a shit

1. Bought everyone in the pub a drinkProbably. I've closed down too many bars, and more than once my group were the only ones left, and one of those times it was bound to have been my round.2. Swam wi...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

this is not a survey

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?JP-4. 1962 was an excellent year for jet fuel.2. Do you follow college football?The college football is a very dangerous animal to track.3. How many mi...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

50 Odd Things About Me

1. How tall are you barefoot?My name's not barefoot.2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Smoked? No.  Anal suppositories? Yes.3. Do you own a gun?This is my rifleThis is my gunThis is for fightingThis ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

i hate christmas

Welcome to the 2006 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill. Highlight, copy, and paste (not forward or reply) and change my answers to your answers, AND POST INTO A NEW BU...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST