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Fat Elvis

About Me

I'm just a man, a humble soul. Who am I kidding, I'm The King; Fat Elvis Baby! Any you sweet mamas like what you see?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gary Coleman, that kid is freaky man; freaky-deaky

My Blog

...hungover

When my hotel room was flooded with hangover's arch enemy, sunlight, I rummaged around the room looking for some duct tape. I was going to tape those curtains shut. Well it didn't work, and worse ye...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:01:00 GMT

Life on the road

Color Fat Elvis impressed, the call went out for some friends, besides Tom, and the people reacted. Life on the road gets lonely, well you know, now that Priscilla has left me. But I've vowed to make...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:52:00 GMT

I Get So Lonely...

I hate to quote myself when I wax poetically, but.. I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die. You see ladies, Elvis has only one friend; some geek named Tom. So don't be afraid of The King baby,...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:59:00 GMT