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People, particularly Jerry Holkins (see my Heroes). Also, people in England and Japan, because that would necessitate that I was also in either England or Japan, depending, and these are both places to which I would rather enjoy going.
Seinfeld, That 70s Show, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Family Guy, Futurama, and American Dad. Another classic that I had previously forgotten is Star Trek: The Next Generation. I'm sorry, it's good! Don't diss it till you've watched it. Oh, I also enjoy Smallville, when I happen to catch it on. In addition, The Office is quite humorous.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is always a classic. Most other stuff by Tolkien is also very good. Also, everything I've read of C.S. Lewis is really good, particularly the Space Trilogy and The Chronicles of Narnia. I have also enjoyed Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.
First I would have to say God and Jesus. They're pretty good. Next would be Albert Einstein, because I aspire to be old, smart, and eccentric like him. I personally find him very funny. Another great hero of mine is Jerry Holkins. That's right, you don't know who he is. Although at times crude, his genius has merited far more accolade than he receives and I am trying to raise awareness. He also goes by the moniker "Tycho". To learn more, try www.penny-arcade.com, unless you are offended by curse words, in which case I would suggest staying away from this wonderfully hilarious site. Oh, and for full effect, you should be a nerd who likes video games alot, but this is not necessary to experience some of their glory.