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About Me

..I'm a Christian. I'm a professional musician. (I play piano). I like all types of music. Laughter is good medicine. Ultimate Frisbee is the greatest sport ever invented. (well, except for Extreme Hopscotch, of course) I enjoy Christmas Caroling all year round...people seem to be inviting though only around Christmas time. Snow Cones are yummy. (I make the best.) I workout regularly and it shows. My bowtie collection is a force to be reckoned with. Sonny's Barbeque is where I can be found between 11:00a and 1:00p, basically everyday of the week. If you need me around 5:30-7:30 at night, check Sonny's Barbeque. I have no hair. My super strength comes from the small soul patch located front and center just below my lower lip.
Who is the REAL XSmooth???? Huh????
What is your "secret" middle name? I'll never teeeeelllllllllll
How many times have you forgotten to make your bed? that's too personal, but i think 2
If you were a talking armadillo, what would you say right before getting hit by oncoming traffic? Well the first time i didn't have time to say anything but then the second time I said, "frozen green grapes are the best midnight snack"
Is the sun dark or bright? um....bright
Is the Moon real? it depends on what time of year it is
Have you ever kissed a frog that turned into a half million dollars? duh...but i forgot to take the cash with me...
How often do you watch golf cart races? not much, just when their on and i've got nothing better to do
If the world was ending tomorrow would tomorrow be Tuesday or Wednesday? YES.
Boxers or Dalmations? 101 hamsters.
Where were you in the summer of '95 (1895 that is)? I was a twinkle is my great grandfather's eyes
Hello XSmooth. Hello to you, Survey question asker person.
Knock Knock. Who's There?
Me Me who?
Me Hungry! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Got Youuuuuuu! Ahhhhh, I always fall for that one...it's good, there's no loop holes in it.
Whats your favorite type of boxing glove? um, Everlast, cuz their red...I don't like the cheap leapord print ones that target sells.
Do you love Myspace Surveys so much that you can't stand the thought of eating brussel sprouts? maybe....who's askin?
Guess Who? uh, um...is your person Max?
Nope, it's Claire. dangit! I was gonna guess Claire...
I like boots. Cool, me too...WAIT A MINUTE...you are sposed to be asking ME the questions!
No I'm not. YES, YOU ARE, you APE.
Ok, whatever...who's your daddy? I am!
You are??? I've missed you daddy... (single tear) (sniff) and i...i have missed you...son.
I'm sorry too for not being the best kid a dad could ever want... You are MORE than a dad could ever want, I mean, these awesome survey questions that you ask everyone on myspace...it takes a special kid, and YOU are MY special kid! :)
(Sniffle..sniffle) I love you daddy! I LOVE YOU SON!!!! (bawling)
Let's go and make up for the last 26 years we've missed. You couldn't have had a better idea ever...where should we go eat? MY treat!
um....Kmart Cafe!!! My Fave! No Way!! Mine too!!! Let's go, and then afterwards I'll buy you a gum ball...well the 10 cents ones, not the overpriced quarter ones that run out of flavor in 5 seconds...
Yessssssssssssssssssss. Double super YESSSSSS!! (singing merrily)

My Interests

Order my solo piano CD, "The Old Rugged Cross" HERE Check out "Class Act" on Pure VolumeCheck out "The Instant Groove" and buy our CD at CD Baby The salvation of every soul!!! Anything creative or artistic. Dipping everything in chocolate...yes even the Statue of Liberty. Bubbah (with an H). Being in the movies. Writing scores for movies. Dancing on a killer whale named Tony. Finding the exact secret recipe to that white cheese dip you get at authentic mexican joints. Electro-hypnotic Powertie Deluxe Infomercial: Add to My Profile | More Videos

I'd like to meet:

JESUS...face to face...and do you think that God could use another angel to help poor out the rain la da da da dee dee dee dee dee...SEAN HANNITYJAMES EARL JONES...not because I know anything about him or admire any specific characteristic...soley because he is the voice of Darth Vader...I mean....COME ON!MAX HEADROOM...the guy did a couple soda commercials and basically retired for the rest of his life on the earnings...at least I think...YOUR MOM.

Music:

OK, I like every kind of music, some more than others, but here is just an unedited, random list of the favorite artists that come to mind at this exact moment (and the exact moment which comes with every second from here forward): Ella Fitzgerald, Alan Jackson, Roy Hargrove, Clifford Brown, Oscar Peterson, Duke Ellington, Travis Tritt, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Michele Camille, Arturo Sandoval, Frank Sinatra, Earth Wind and Fire, Tower of Power, Prince, Michael Jackson (pre White Woman), Will Downing, Gretchen Wilson, George Strait, David Crowder, Bebe Winans, Take 6, Kenny Garrett, Christian McBride, Cyrus Chestnut, Wynton Marsalis, Harry Connick, Jr., Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Count Basie Orchestra, Brian McKnight, Chris Tomlin, Third Day, Kurt Elling, Stan Getz, Ornette Coleman, Russell Malone, Benny Green, Chick Corea, Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter, Coleman Hawkins, Michael Brecker, Dean Martin, Dexter Gordon, Vanilla Ice, Relient K, Dee Dee Bridgewater, Tim McGraw, Allyson Krauss, Union Station, Nicklecreek, Vince Gill, Garth Brooks (pre Chris Gains), Leroy Jones, Hezekiah Walker, John P. Kee, Kirk Franklin, Yolanda Adams, Tonex, Dixie Chicks (pre hating America), Iron Maiden (pre existence), D'Angelo, Jill Scott, Alicia Keys, Boyz 2 Men, Joshua Redman, New York Voices, Aretha Franklin, Bill Evans, Mindy Smith, Kirk Whalum, Chet Baker, Johnny Hartman, J. J. Johnson, Bill Prince, Jon Hendrix, Sara Evans, Antonio Carlos Jobim, John Williams scores, Danny Elfman Scores, Terence Blanchard scores, Anthony Evans........THAT'S NOT ALL, I'M JUST TIRED OF TYPING FOR NOW... ****ONE OF THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED FAVORITE ARTISTS/GROUPS OF MINE IS NOT TRUE...IF YOU CAN WRITE AND GUESS THE CORRECT ONE, YOU WIN A PRIZE!!! ONLY ONE GUESS PER FRIEND....

Movies:

I love movies and watch almost all of them...this is just a list of my very favorite ones in no particlular order except the one that pops into my little brain: Star Wars, The Godfather series, The Village, Unbreakable, The Passion of the Christ, Dirty Dancing (hey, nothing you could put after the Passion would sound right, ok?!), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Face off, Big Fish, Finding Neverland, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Ronin, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Patriot, Maverick, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Training Day, The Naked Gun Series, Gladiator, Blazing Saddles (any movie with the Count Basie Orchestra preforming in the middle of the desert in the wrong period of history has got to be a fav), What About Bob?, Man on Fire, The Great Race, The Color Purple, Wargames, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Mary Poppins, Lady and the Tramp, Superman 1-3, Braveheart, The 12 Monkeys, Seven, Scarface, Psycho, The Birds, Vertigo, Rear Window, Rope, just throw in every other Hitchcock movie, Mo Better Blues, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Terminator 1 and 2, Miracle on 34th Street, Man in the Moon, Ray, Any musical before 1960, Edward Scissorhands, Batman Returns.....

Television:

Don't watch much television anymore, but here are my favorite shows from childhood til now: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (on dvd this summer!!!!! Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!), Thundercats, Transformers, Gobots, GI-Joe, Smurfs, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Carol Burnette Show, The Donna Reed Show, Mork and Mindy, Get Smart, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Incredible Hulk (no computer effects on this bad boy), Night Rider, Mission Impossible (Peter Graves style), Saturday Night Live (belushi/chase/murray/radner years, and then spade/sandler/farley years and then ferrell/katan/Hammond years), Mr. Ed, Dennis the Menace, Murder She Wrote, Dallas, I Dream of Genie, Bewitched, The Monkees TV Show, I Love Lucy, Today's Special, You Can't Do That On Television, Mr. Wizard, Seventh Heaven (before the 12th baby), Mighty Mouse, Chip n Dale (original, NOT rescue rangers), Goofy, Donald Duck, Dawson's Creek (first few seasons), Welcome Back Kotter, The Facts of Life, Three's Company, Diagnosis Murder, Matlock, Savannah, Fresh Prince, Frasier, My Three Sons, Family Matters, Full House, Law and Order, Inpector Gadget, Heathcliff, Riff Raff, The Lawrence Welk Show, The Daily Show, Laugh In, The Tom Green Show, Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Punk'd, Family Guy, The Office, 24, Lost, Heroes, Traveler....

Books:

Don't really read, but here's a few: The BIBLE (if you haven't read it, READ IT, if you have read it, READ IT AGAIN!) The Chronicles of Narnia.

Heroes:

Jesus.

My Blog

"June Replies"

"June Replies" by Cam Ray Hello one and all, I have been resting. Time to awake, your knock has me guessing. Come in I will, and sunshine Ill bring. And hurricanes too, although an awful thing. Tog...
Posted by Cam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"June"

"June" by Marius DicPetris Hello June, how have you been? It's summer time now, so come on in. You've given us warm weather, and rainy days to Puddles for poodles, and skies that are blue. So now tha...
Posted by Cam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Poem

The following is a poem by XSmooth:A bird of the air, flying with ease.Man with a gun gives the trigger a squeeze.Fly away birdie, fly away fast.Gunfire echoes, bird takes a gasp.Silence is broken by ...
Posted by Cam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST