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Jackie

WOWZA BABY CAKES! Drink like a squirrel and go NUTZ!

About Me

Hey there guys! My name's Jax and I'm officially mad!!! My friends all say I'm crazy and the life and soul of any party! I'm not gonna argue with that! I love life to the max and I'm lookin' forward to meeting more wild minded crazy folks on myspace. Message me if you dare, careful tho, I might bite!!The sounds of the orchid wraps around my thighs like the cold breeze of a lizards breath. Only two more steps until I reach my salvation. What? A tiny bird with thorns for ears has captured my attention. Excuse me (the barks of owls from yonder puncture the layers of silence) I sense a change in the weather. Cold snow drips through the grapes in my fingers and dribbles between my bouncing breasts. One more step. My ankle extends beyond the row of laughing birds speaking in alien tongues. Hush little creatures of my mind. Hush little wren, where danger dares to float around your tiny beak. Hush. My final step takes me to you. My darling goat. I have often dreamt of you, laughing, singing, playfully jesting, whilst the world around you urges you to stamp your dainty feet. Be still my goat, and when you dance, let the world and all of it's queer folk feel the changing rhythms of your footsteps resonating in the whispering echoes of their dreams. girls layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

my interests include table top battle games and role playing! I live my life by the roll of a dice!!! I'm also into crazy parties and wild nites on the town. Buy me a snake bite and I'm anybodies!

I'd like to meet:

crazy nymphos and spunky guys, and generally mad people who kno how to have a good time.

Music:

Basically I have all the NOW (that's what I call music!)compilations since 1985. Doesn't that tell you how varied my music taste is. Wicked.

Movies:

Honey I shrunk the kids, pretty woman, runaway bride, the greatest story ever told, Flah Gordon, Gremlins.

Television:

CASH IN THE ATTIC! (I'm an obsessive ebay trader darling!)Where the Heart is, Heartbeat, antiques road show.

Books:

Erotic fiction all tha way baby! And of course the new dungeons and dragons fourth edition expanded rule book!

Heroes:

My Aunt Stella!

My Blog

gangs of meat

meet the beaver, beat the banker carve the cleaver rank the ranker knowing is not enough, we must apply willing is not enough, we must do pull the leaver pick the pickers be a believer fight for knick...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

The seventh raven

Swoop down from yonder (where?) Don't be shy, the darling flowers are calling you (What are they saying?) Smell my pollinated petal dress, A feline shall approach your ankle (bare and pale) Stroke it,...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST