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Borat

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I make a movie film -- please you come see! if it not success -- I will be executeBorat Movie Trailer
My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!
This is where I lives
Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.
Zodiac Sign - the Potato
Religion: I follow the Hawk
Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles
Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).
I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13> and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.
This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name
I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!
This Bilo son
I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!
Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.
This my friend Azamat. He is a fat
My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.
This is called a delicious apples
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in New York Cities!!
(10/30/06) My friends at the Village Voice have given me allowed permission to have my truck for delicious frozen treats stop parked in front of their offices at 36 Cooper Square. You will please come and look for my American comrades there starting at 4:30 tonight! NICE!

i invite Khazak president to premiere -- please you come too!!

A telephone ringing sounds like me!!! you like! It nice's. Myspaces sexy lady best friends will like!

Make ringing tone! YOU TEXT: BORAT to 20FOX only in US and A.

Look on music from my movie-film!!! Make click on picturContains bonus purchasing incentives, includings unseen footages from Borat moviefilm and romantics lovesong about my dead wife.
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International super star - I Appears Personally for movie-film!!!

I invite Kazakhstan President Nursultan Nazarbayev and U.S.and A Presidents George W. Bush to Free Movie screening at capital nation of Washington DC.

I am arrive for documentary in Torontos Canada 'Click' on picture for watching Toronto video film!

My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate cake... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires.
I dress for exercisings my physique

Food and drink - My favourite foods is toffee. It my ambition one day to eat a delicious hamborger!I am allergy to uncooked falcon.
Our capital Almaty now have toilet!

I like drink vodka and traditional Kazakh wine which make from fermented horse urine. I smoke cigarettes made by Kazakh Ministry of Health. They is good for you - it say so on the packet

Do not be scare - this bear is actual dead! Kazakh taxiderms is best in world
click the pic to go to my site http://www.borat.tv

I'd like to meet:



I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.

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Music:

Music – I am fan of Korki Butchek and popstar Billy Sexcrime. I like children’s song, ‘Throw The Jew Down The Well' - I sing this in US and A for my television. People they like very much.

I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'.

Movies:

My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress.Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno

Television:

Detective 'Locust'. I like television - Dallas - in 5 week we will know who shot JR! I think it was Sue Helen. I report for Da Ali G shows. I also like popular show 'Gypsy Bingo' on Kazakhstan Television 2. My favorites telvisoin star is Jonny the Monkey he can ride motorcycle and smoke cigarettes!

Heroes:

My heroes is Premier Nazharbayev, Herojohn Wayne, Boris Andreyev. Genghis Khan, Vidal Sasson, Makhambet Utemisov, Vsevolod Safanov, American football hero OJ Simpsons, Evel Knevel and superstar with muscular physique Jean Claude Van Dame and obviously 'Walter'..

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People ask Borat what you what you do

Borat is a Kazakh reporter, born in 1972 in Kuçzek, Kazakhstan. He is the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also his maternal grandfather. He is also the former husband of Oksana ...
Posted by Borat on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

Attention childrens!!! Borat movie-film can now make seen outside US and A. You Look.

Now Borat documentary 'Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' will be appears in nations other than US and A! Go look - otherwise - I be execute!ARGENTINA - 02/1...
Posted by Borat on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

My Speehes on Kazakhstan Embassy. Here is what I say.

Jagshemash, my name Borat Sagdiyev. I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religion...
Posted by Borat on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:55:00 PST