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kristen

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About Me

I talk to strangers. I drive around aimlessly. I don't like fruity drinks. I knit. I miss Six Feet Under. I believe in ghosts. I like to get lost in areas I've never been. If you know we don't like eachother, save yourself some time and don't invite me. I don't have time for anyone else's drama. I am okay with being alone, but I hate feeling lonely. I'll eat anything with pumpkin in it. I can't cook. Don't ask me anything you wouldn't want to be asked yourself. I always take the scenic route. I look people in the eye. My favorite weather is when it's so foggy outside, everything glows. This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

My Interests

Pigeons, Those singing vegetables on Seseme Street, mermaids and bright yellow fog lights.

I'd like to meet:

Shel Silverstein, Liz Phair, a mermaid, Jim Henson, The Great and Poweful Wizerd of Oz, Isobel Losada, Jesus Christ, Alf, Adam Rodriguez, a talking giraffe, The Mad Hatter, Dave Thomas, a snake charmer, and my evil twin.

Music:

# 1: I AM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BAND. I HAVE MY PROFILE SET SO THAT BANDS CAN'T INVITE ME FOR A REASON. WRITING ME A PERSONAL NOTE, ASKING ME TO LISTEN WILL ONLY PISS ME OFF AND TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SUCK. PLEASE DON'T PUT US THROUGH THAT. I'M SURE YOUR BAND IS GREAT AND ALL, BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE. Frou Frou, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Counting Crows, Keith Urban, Astrud Gilberto, Bebel Gilberto, Moby, Trashcan Sinatras, Belle and Sebastian, Pearl Jam, Ben Folds, Gretchan Wilson, Mindy Smith, Deirks!!!, Paul Simon, Amos Lee, Nelly Furtado, Indigo Girls, Mat Kearney, Sara Evans, David Gray, Tracy Chapmen, Liz Phair, UB40, AM, Gavin DeGraw, Ben Harper, Lily Allen, Rascal Flatts, Neil Diamond, Weezer, Alanis, Josh Kelley, Josh Rouse, Dixie Chicks, RENT...blah blah blah

Movies:

Amelie, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Office Space, Garden State, Almost Famous, Gone With The Wind, Splash, The Back to the Future Trilogy, Ghostworld, Sixteen Candles, Ocean's 12, Ghostbusters, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Closer, The Graduate, My Best Friend's Wedding, Office Space, Dumbo, The Wedding Crashers, Mary Poppins, anything written and/or directed by Kevin Smith or Tim Burton....the list goes on and on!

Television:

CSI, CSI: Miami, The Office (USA), The First 48, Miami Ink, LOST, LOST, and LOST.

Books:

The Giving Tree (The most brilliant books ever written), Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Wicked, Memnoch the Devil, The Second Greatest Story Ever Told, Alice in Wonderland, What Dreams May Come, Farenhiet 451, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, THe Beginner's Guide to Changing the World and anything else written by Isabel Losada(IsabelLosada.com), Caucasia, The Dictionary.....etc

Heroes:

Jim Halpert, Large Marge and Rhoda Morganstern... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

To all the ladies out there....

IF A MAN WANTS YOUIf a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't wan t you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to s...
Posted by kristen on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

OK. I ADMIT IT....

WHERE THE HELL IS J-LO?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMZJh-qD5Xk
Posted by kristen on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

WHERE THE HELL IS READ WOLLINS??????

HAS ANYONE SEEN OR HEARD FROM THAT GUY????  HE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER AND I LOST IT.   KNOWING HIM, HE PROBABLY THINKS I HATE HIM.  ANYWAY...LET ME KNOW  :)...
Posted by kristen on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST

From the Book of Dane

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain... (sigh) "I wasn't invited to th...
Posted by kristen on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

Quote of the day.....

"Shut up!  I am not a pumpkin!"--Liliana
Posted by kristen on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

I've never had to rip my hair out because....

Kevin is the best.   I love him.  
Posted by kristen on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:03:00 PST

Hmmm....

I love the sound of rain tapping on the glass.
Posted by kristen on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:43:00 PST

I love my Will....

He's perfect. 
Posted by kristen on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:49:00 PST

Listen...

  LISTEN TO THE MUSTN'TS   Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,   Listen to the DON'TS   Listen to the SHOULDN'TS   The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS   Listen to the ...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:00:00 PST

ahhh...

beer.
Posted by kristen on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:00:00 PST