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David no. 147376

He was of legal age in HIS own country!

About Me

Well I've been on this monstrosity for over a year, and figured it's time to update the profile stuff. I have concluded that yes, this is a cult. But I'm comfortable with that. And no one has asked me to shave my head yet. I ain't shaving my head for no cult! About me... I'm still a manager in retail, and still reaching desperately for some kind of connection to my passion, which is still acting. I am a perceptive guy who can see under the layers and see what my friends really mean when they say things that aren't what they mean, even if my friends think what they are saying is what they mean. Ya dig? My friends like me because I offer "perspective". I think that's a cool thing for friends to go to you for. It's also a euphemism for "listening". They go to me because I listen. Otherwise, I'm as much a paradox as any. I am very particular, but easygoing. Smart on people, but avoid politics and current events. I feel that if I'm supposed to know things, the information will reach me somehow, I won't seek it out. I HATE the guys who give out the free newspapers in NYC. If I WANTED it, I would SEEK it out, I don't want some shitty free paper handed to me when I am late for work and needing my Dunkin Donuts breakfast! I'm sorry, I... I just feel very strongly about that. I like to invest in shirts that bear phrases I or my friends have coined. I am surprisingly mature for my age (people place my intellectual/emotional self at 27/28 years old), but in many ways am still a kid at heart with little patience anymore for things that lack a sense of fun. Sometimes I'll be in a conversation thinking "This just isn't fun at all" and then suddenly, I just need to change the subject. I guess that's another way I'm "older" because my mother doesn't like things unless they're fun and she's in her 60s. Bless her fun-lovin' heart. I refuse to "pimp out" my page. I want you to read my words not marvel at my pretty colors. Don't you think the beautiful Peacock goes home every day wishing that someone had just asked him what he was thinking, rather than just taking him at the sum of his feathers? I'm so deep. Curious to see who will be the first to realize I've updated my written content. And which friend has been taking all their A.D.D. medication and actually read the whole thing. I am really casual and want people to take me as I am. I reject common associations and HATE generalizations and assumptions. BUT, I also have occasions where I want to be very high maintenance and buy something flashy or cozy or straighten my hair. I am quite happy with the way I look but very rarely like pictures that other people take of me. But I seem to like more pictures that other people have taken of me lately. Perhaps I'm growing. That's all you get. More fun if you e-mail me, or if you have my phone number, if you call me... but I can't promise I'll be available to answer.
Tramp Bear (I have a blog about this Tramp Bear shit, though!)
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You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your Birthdate: April 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.
Your strength: Your intuition
Your weakness: You put yourself last
Your power color: Rose
Your power symbol: Cloud
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% The Flash 75% Superman 70% Catwoman 70% Wonder Woman 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 55% Robin 50% Batman 35% Spider-Man 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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I knew once I checked that I was a drinker, I'd be Iron Man. But 70% Catwoman! I rock!
Your Life Path Number is 4
Your purpose in life is to build your vision.
You are practical and responsible. You work hard, knowing that there are no shortcuts in life.
You work for a better life for yourself and those you love, but you are not an idealist.
Trustworthy and honest, you also demonstrate great courage. People can count on you.
In love, you are a loyal and committed partner. You are the ideal spouse.
You don't give up easily, and sometimes you can be too stubborn and unwilling to change.
You also can be too conservative at times. You sometime miss out on good opportunities.
Also remember that not everyone can work as hard as you, as disappointing as that is! What Is Your Life Path Number?
How to make a David
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts silliness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

I miss ACTING! Someone take an acting class with me! Then after class we can complain to each other about how we're not as skinny as everyone else in the class and lick our wounds at The Olive Garden. I'm not changing that... that's still accurate, and I haven't been to the Olive Garden in a WHILE. But I also have a love of creative writing, and computer graphics/editing.

I'd like to meet:

Most anyone. Not the homeless. I've had my fill of the homeless, I think. No offense to them, and I'm sorry if you're a fan, but I've woken up too many bums in front of my store to still be invested in how things turn out for them. I wish them well, truly. I do believe that everyone has a story and something to share. I live by the code that everyone I come into contact with can and will teach me something, if I'm listening closely enough.

Dating-wise... RIGHT THIS MOMENT I'm in the mood for some kind of lean, tall White/Italian/Latin guy whose hair is a little too long to be short, and who doesn't shave as often as he should. He wears jeans and t-shirts and makes a fool of himself but likes to laugh at himself. Can't drag his ass out of bed in the morning, but when it comes time to get things done, he buckles down and gets his shit together. He should have some dorky thing, like a tricycle or every Kirsten Dunst movie ever made, and refuses to be embarrassed about it no matter how much people laugh about it. And most importantly someone smart and perceptive about people and all their faceted games and craziness. Someone who can see past the bullshit. I really feel like the only one sometimes... but my friends are all getting better at picking up on everyone else's bullshit. But I need that in a date. That's just the mood I'm in right now. This may change. Stay tuned.

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My Opening Sequence for my original gay soap opera currently in pre-production stages...Beyond the Horizon

Music:

I'm the last person in the world to get on the iPod bandwagon, but I'm on it! I got an iPod shuffle and it only took a month to figure out how to work the damn microscopic thing. I'm afraid I'll drop it and lose it like a contact lens. On the Shuffle: 112, Aimee Mann, Alicia Keys, The Arcade Fire, Beth Hart, Blur, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Cree Summer, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Devlins, Duncan Sheik, Eartha Kitt, Elysian Fields, Evanescence, Filter, Fiona Apple, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Goldfrapp, Goo Goo Dolls, Gwen Stefani, Hole, Hoobastank, Hooverphonic, Joydrop, Kidney Thieves, Linda Perry, Lisa Hall, Live, Ludacris, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Memento, Michal Towber, Missy Elliott, Moloko, Mono, Muse, N.E.R.D., Nikka Costa, Nina Simone, No Doubt, Norah Jones, NY Loose, Oasis, Pink Martini, Portishead, Seal, Sean Paul, Shamekia Copeland, Sia, Staind, Taja Sevelle, The Hives, The Killers, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Tori Amos, Type O Negative, Vanessa Carlton, ... And still collecting music as I type. Don't be mistaken... I know a handful of songs from each artist on this list. I don't know their personal history. I don't know what they all look like. I don't know the titles of all their albums. Just songs I've collected over time. But the tastes are pretty diverse.

Movies:

The last one I saw was.... Pan's Labyrinth, which was actually quite good, despite having to read the entire movie via subtitles. Not too bad of a flick, though. Great effects, good performances, and decent writing. I LOVED Shortbus, and I saw it THREE TIMES in the theater. I NEVER do that. It was a truly inspired movie. Totally the best movie of my life, because I never feel so strongly about a movie that I want to take each and every one of my friends to see it in the theater, rather than just wait for the DVD. SEE SHORTBUS! SEE IT THRICE!!! I like superhero movies, good ones or cheesy ones, they're entertaining in their own way. I like comedies, suspense thrillers, psychological thrillers... I like gay movies. Not "gay" as in any type of slang for "stupid" or "ridiculous" movies, but "gay" as in homosexual movies. Gayer than Brokeback. Not as in porn. Not that I don't like porn. Not that I'm a porn fiend or anything... Not that I'm disrespecting if you happen to like porn. Cause whatever floats your boat, y'know?

Television:

My life, as it's currently set up, doesn't allow much time for television. When I have time, I keep up with my soap operas (General Hospital is NOT what it used to be... DAMN YOU, Sonny Corinthos!!! And All My Children is actually KILLING Dixie?!), and I was a HUGE fan of Six Feet Under on HBO. It's over now, but I taped them all from "On Demand" cable. So I'm watching from the beginning and loving the series all over again on tape because I'm NOT paying $100 for 13 episodes on DVD. Sorry. I also like "Weeds" on Showtime, that's a great show with a great cast. Trying to catch some old Queer as Folk on the Logo channel, but that damned Noah's Arc keeps coming on and ruining it!

Books:

This category's going to suck because I truly don't read. And Myspace profiles don't count as a "book" so I'm screwed.Okay. So I do read. Once, a few months back, though. Just one book. So far. It was called "Before I Got Here", and contains stories parents told of their kids' recollections of before they were born or conceived. When I was a little kid I told my mother a story about being born, and also remembered a knowing a brother in the womb that was never born, so I felt obliged to read the book. Finished it in under an hour and a half. And it was small pages. And lots of pictures.

Heroes:

Ummm... I don't really have a personal hero. But for the sake of being funny, I'll say Adam West. He worked the hell out of that Batman show in the 1960s. I guess my personal hero is me. Does that sound egotistical? I don't look in the mirror every morning and praise myself as my own hero, but I'm in charge of my life and don't seek inspiration from any famous person that I've never met. So I guess I'm my own hero. Hey, I'm being original! I love me.

My Blog

If my computer wasn't on the other side of the apt I would have stayed curled up in bed

For those of you in New York, it's a CLASSIC snow day. For those of you everywhere, it's also Valentines Day. I happen to be lucky enough to be off work today and tomorrow! So I went out last night fo...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

David version 2.0

So it's been a little while since the last blog. Over a month. And a lot has happened. Total #1 on the list is that I have moved out on the Parental Units and established my very first home of my very...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Another "feelings" blog

I hate being TOLD to write a blog. Let me just put that out there. When did blogging (or at least MY blogging) become something for the reader's satisfaction instead of my own? BUT... I randomly clic...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

EEEEEWWWWWWWW!

Okay, so I was riding home on my bus, and the whole ride home this guy sitting in the seat in front of me keeps turning back. This older guy, 40s or 50s, and not at ALL anything anyone would consider ...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:42:00 PST

Vanity

V a n  i   t y You do not have sex with the manYou have sex with your reflection in the man's eyes.Do not define yourself by me.You will never be satisfied.For when I tell you that...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

Archive of my arguing for homosexuality

I read comics and recently was on a message board discussing the comic book title "Young Avengers" where two male characters "Asgardian/Wiccan" and "Hulkling" were becoming romantically involved. Anot...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:13:00 PST

Men suck. Seriously.

I'm on a fucking ROLL with the blogs tonight. It's somewhere between 3am and 5am and I can't sleep. I know I already lampooned (half of my friends are grabbing dictionaries as we speak, and they all g...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:13:00 PST

A moment of chaos quickly eliminated by rock salt

I work in the Union Square area of Manhattan and I left work at 4:30pm Monday and was walking along Union Square Park when I heard the sound of screeching tires and a popping sound that echoed across ...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

6 things... (my first "blog tag game" response)

6 things What's weird about you?Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as st...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

Calling All Gays!

Why are you all sucking so much in my life? I have been frustrated with all you gays for a little while now. First of all, many of you are very hot. And this makes me want to do naughty things wi...
Posted by David no. 147376 on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST