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Jeβ

I DICK on the Sex Pistols!!!

About Me

GEMINI
LEFTHANDED
BAD POSTURE
INSOMNIAC
CAFFEINE ADDICT
CSM GRAPHICS
LONDON
thats really all you need to know.

My Interests


i filled an empty vodka bottle with jam and cheese.
then made people drink it.
then they puked.
haaaahaaahahahahahah.

I'd like to meet:


Music:



oh, i like classical music too

Movies:

Moulin Rouge
Party Monster
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Withnail and I
Amelie
Bomb the System
Breakfast on Pluto
Baseketball
Cruel Intentions
A Clockwork Orange
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Anchorman
Shawn of the Dead
South Park the Movie
Kung Fu Hustle
Little Nicky
Romeo and Juliet
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Studio Ghibli Films
The Devil Wears Prada

If you don't like ANY of these films then you have awful taste and i suggest you get the hell off my profile before you taint my profile with your LAMENESS. errrrrrr.

Television:



Books:

if i told you you'd call me a geek. or a nerd. or possibly a boffin. i dont want to be lumbered with such derogatory labels. so nyer.

Heroes:


Stefan Sagmeister. And no, that's not a made up name, this man is a design legend, how dare you mock him.

SPANK ME stephen fry spank me good!

Simon Amstell IS god

My Blog

Again...2008 version

Sorry it's not something more interesting, I don't have a brain. Is Jack a Happy Jack?A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MEName:JessBirthday:6th JuneBirthplace:CamdenCurrent Location:A slightly damp yet resolutely pi...
Posted by Je² on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:19:00 PST

the greatest threat we face today has eight legs and is hiding behind my telly

I DIDNT WRITE THIS! but i think its awsome and i totally agree, spiders are the living spawn of satan and must be eliminated!!!Forget religious fanatics: the greatest threat we face today has eight le...
Posted by Je² on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

piss

read this if your bored and have no lifeA LITTLE BIT ABOUT MEName:Jessy Arsehat MorganBirthday:6th JuneBirthplace:Camden - London (instant street cred)Current Location:SkadiffEye Color:Boring ikky bro...
Posted by Je² on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST