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------------------------------------------------------------ -------- ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠Pimp My Profile ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- so you wanna know what i'm about eh? well,they say all the nutz roll down hill. i'm not on myspace to get the most friends, the hottest guys, or the biggest titties, just like to find old friends and meet new ones. so here's a partial list of some of the things i have learned throughout my years;1. A womens most attractive feature is her attitude. 2.A good man is like good boots; you should choose them for protection, comfort and quality, not just for looks. 3.Being seen and not heard is bull shit. 4.The definition of success does not lie with money or possesions but with freedom. 5.Being who you are and liking it is better than being who you think you should be and accepting it. 6.The fastest way to loose a man is to make an ultimatum, disapprove of his friends, or exhibit the weakness of jealously. 7.A faithfull dog is one of life's great joys. 8.Old blue jeans are better than new ones and new blue jeans are better than polyester dress slax.9.BEING IN CONTROL IS KNOWING WHEN TO LET GO!10.Keeping up with the Jones' is for people who are willing to relate to the Jones'. 11.The shortest way to a mans heart is cleaning his bike... 12.Tattoos are a womens way of asserting herself and those who dissaprove of them probably won't approve of any form Of female assertiveness. 13.Swearng is a perfectly acceptable form of self-expression, swearing at someone else is not. 14.Keeping up with "the boys" is not as important as being one step ahead of them. 15.June Cleaver was a fictitious character. Amelia Earhart was not. 16.Living in the moment doesn't mean not learning from the past. 17.Age is the mellowing of one's character, not the loss of it. 18.Being sexy and being skinny are not the same thing. 19.The best things in life are not things.