WENCH

I use ebay to solve my problems. My problems usually involve not having enough junk.
I also appreciate:
- charcoal sketching
- coffee
- old vinyl records
- victoriana
- grumpy irishmen
- lists
i do not so much appreciate:
- evangelical carnivores
- dogs that are a) wet, or b) horny
Quotage:
"I like it when a big black man tells me how to dance. Especially if he does it in patois, then i do it cos i'm afraid he's going to shoot me" - Timothy
"I never walk through a doorframe successfully" - Hollie
"Si's always bored and miserable. Unless he's with me then he's angry" - Chris
"Your pain is my pain. And if not you make it my pain" - Emilio
(about some famous child psychologist) "How can a child be a psychologist?!" - Alice
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.” - Demetri Martin
"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, 'I'm hungry,'.................................... so it died." - Mitch Hedberg
"God gave us intestines. God gave us stapleguns. We can put 2 & 2 together." - Melora Creager (of Rasputina)
"Mr.E.Leon Rauis was a very handsome man. We're in love with him, even though he's probably dead, and all we have is a scratchy picture, but as he's so goodlooking, we know he was good in every way, and probably very smart, because goodlooking people are always very good in every way. We know this from T.V." - Melora Creager
"This is not a sex game this is death!"
"On the downside, these sites are loaded with sexual predators...on the upside, they're loaded with sexual prey." - Demetri Martin, on social networking sites like Myspace