Well I'm a me. There is only one of me. Birthname of Chris. Nickname for past 6 odd years or Rupert. So in all these are the names i go by;
Chris, Rupert, Mon Petit, Bearded Goblin, Beast Burger Beardo, Britney, Meatcake, Gobilin Boy, Bro, Boyo, ermmm anymore??? tell me.
So in short, if you meet me, just call me whatever... i dont mind.
If you do know me...then im sorry for anything wrong...
If you dont know me, then the chances of me being rude to you are....well none.
I love everyone! (bar a few pricks)
Ermm if you wanna know more about me then ask!
You can spot me, i look like i do in the pic and have a huge scar on my left arm...oh and the smell of cabbage comes from me.
I Like:
Women
Good mates
Sex haha
Drink
Drugs
Rock'n'roll
Metal
My penis
My tongue
haha
Clubbing
Gigs
Nights in
Nights in with special people
Going for dinner
Doing lunch
Being out and about
Football
I dont like:
Fakes
Compulsive liers
Scene twats who think they're better than you cos they're scene.
Rudeboys
Idiot Chavs (some are nice!)
Being fucked over
Being left out of things
Missing certain people
*please note that i did this for no reason
And this is how "apparently" crazy i am...hmmm....

There was once a man called Meatcake
He was unlike many others who were fake
He'd batter people like they were beef
Kick, punch, take home an ear with his teeth
Then oneday his arm snapped
People shuddered as the bone cracked
But still he carried on fighting like a madman