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COCKNEY HAMMER

About Me

Hiya....I'm John, recently divorced and happy.Happily in a relationship with the girl who dusted me off and started me up again. Cheers Mandy x.Happy cos I've got custody of the dog.Happy I've started a new life,happy I still get a buzz watching Doctor Who, happy I've got a sense of humour and happy cos I listen to The Who,The Doors,Blondie,The Beatles and all the other great music I love. Love live music. Been to see The Who and Blondie this year, I've also seen the tributes to these great bands too,most notably Who's Who and Bootleg Blondie. Counterfeit Beatles coming up soon. lol I'm also happy that I'm changing my profile around....hold on that's nuts. "/>

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Greatest movie scenes ever. No 1 Clint intervenes. No 2 The luftwaffe crap themeselves.

My Blog

UFO’s

There's been so much talk about flying saucers in the papers recently, you'd have thought there was a new X-Files film being released.Well I've been pondering about the possibility of UFO's ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:08:00 GMT

THINGS I HATE 3

Spiders.....I scream like a little girl if I see a big one.lol. Mind you. I sometimes trick them into thinking they've caught a fly by flicking cigarette ash on their webs. Hehe. That'll teach 'e...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Why England haven’t won anything for over 40 years.

Change can be a good thing. Things like changing your underwear before being hit by a bus.Changing a will so that  your greedy grasping ex-wife can't get hold of your cash. These are good changes...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:46:00 GMT

THINGS I HATE 2

THE SPICE GIRLS (Apart from Mel C) In the last few months all we've been hearing is how the Spice Girls have sold the O2 Arena out in so many seconds....Utter rubbish. Just been on Ticketmaster and lo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:53:00 GMT

THINGS I HATE PART 1

I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE How desperate can you be to revive your former TV, modelling, music career that you have to go to some jungle and have your dignity torn to shreds. 'Yes Mr Prod...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:35:00 GMT

Come on you Irons.

My intrest in football has been rekindled of late and I reckon I may pay a visit to Upton Park and take in a few games this coming season.I've also been thinking of my all time greatest West Ham team ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:34:00 GMT

WEST HAM UNITED

In order for the 'Ammers to stay in the Premier League they have to travel to champions Manchester United and get a result. Can they do it? I bleedin' hope so. Otherwise I'll be having the piss ripped...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 23:54:00 GMT