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Geoffrey Hilton

Nice shoes... Wanna F*ck?

About Me

10 Little Known Facts About JEFF
    1. I have fallen from the sky(skydiving). 2. I have been in 4 accidents. None my fault. 3. I have had a long-dart hit me in the head(traumatic story of my childhood.) 4. Lived on the same street 3 times in 3 different houses. 5. Had 2 dogs and 1 cat all named "Sissy". 6. I used to be a fat christian boy. 7. I was not allowed to listen to any music besides Christian until I was 12. 8. Before I had braces I used to have fangs 9. I am the youngest out of 3 older sisters 10. I got 2nd degree burns from the sun. 11. Have a strawberry birth mark on my left knee.

My Interests

Chillin with friends... lighting bum's cigarettes... blazing... eating new food... going to new places... observing nature... going pee in nature... inspecting underwear... and last but not least hula hooping. Won 5 competitions!

I'd like to meet:

Trannies, the Purple-People-Eater, Bill Clinton, gay boys and a new friend. Rihanna Don't Stop The Music Music Videos With Lyrics And

Music:

R&B... Hip-Hop... House... Pop... anthing I can shake my ass to.

Movies:

Mean Girls, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Saved, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Scream 1-3, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Donnie Darko, and the Animatrix.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my most fav. series, Charmed, Smallville(Tom Welling is hot!), Friends, and infomercials!

Heroes:

Buffy Summers, He-Man, Richard Simmons, and Myself!