OPPOSITE OF SPEED

Well, what does one say about oneself? I could talk about all the things I want to do...but that would be a little boring and bad luck to boot, right? I could talk about all the things I've done, but that would be boastful and I would come across like one of those pompous nits who thinks the world revolves around their life and ignores all the evidence to the contrary (though if truth be told, we all deep down really do think that the world revolves around us and secretly hope its true). Perhaps I should talk about my interests, but then I'd be tempted to unearth the most obsure attention grabbing item from the archeological digsite that is my mind and post it here just for pure entertainment...and to make myself look oh so strikingly worth knowing (for example, I once considered being an astronaut until I discovered as a child that I was no good at holding my breath). But somehow I fathom that none of these strategies will do. No, I think the answer is clear: if you want to get to know me, then you'll have to take the time (as difficult as it may sound) to get to know me. I will repeat here the refrain of every kindergartener on their first day of school: BE MY FRIEND! See you 'round the playground.