Ian

I have recently come to the conclusion that the best way to describe me is that I don't wear my hat backwards. I don't wear it to the side or tilted. The bill goes in front, you grab it with both hands and form the bill into a nice curve. Now onto the less important things, the have's and have not's. I have a job, a car, a place to live, bills, friends, family and a good life. I don't have tattoos, piercings, a rap sheet, addictions, baggage or religion. I don't smoke and I have never done any drugs, thats right, not even once. I am by no means perfect, far from it in fact. I have made many mistakes but I'm only going to tell you the funny ones. I have a general apathy for the world's problems because I would rather deal with the more tangible problems of the person next to me. I'm left handed. I love the color gray simply because it is indefinite. I use movie quotes in everyday life. I love watching stand up comedy. I'm impressed you're still reading. I use cooking as a form of stress relief. My vocabulary didn't come cheap so I use a plethora of words in everyday speech. If you don't like it when grown ups use big words then stop listening, reading etc. and go back to watching "The Real World". I hate reality TV. If it were real, it would be called a documentary. If you want to know more, just ask.

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