Breaking Up in the Modern Age |
You know what sucks about breaking up in the modern age?
You have to go through all your web 2.0 personalities and change your status from "Taken" to "Single".
They never had that problem, bac...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:38:00 PST |
Summer's fuckin here 2006: Tropical Hideout |
This really should be a good time.
This might really turn out to be a good time.
I might really be having a good time.
It's gonna be a really good time.
I like the fact the ocean can pu...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:23:00 PST |
24 Channels and Nothing On |
Party like it's 2005
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I have tried marijuanaI get nervous every timeThere will come a knockin' at the doorWhy is everybody makin' eyes...
Posted by Johnny K on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:53:00 PST |
Saturday Morning Hungover Existential Monologue: My Concept of Truth in the World Wide Web |
Ok, how's this for a Saturday-Morning-Hangover Existential Monologue/Debate: My concept of Truth in the World Wide Web.
In a word: liquid.
Nobody's a bloody fact checker. What kind of fucken' l...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Summer's Fuckin' Here. |
It's been here for a while now.
It's hot as fucking hell.
Everybody's sweaty. Everybody's iritable.
Everybody's hormonal and horny. The sun, moisture and sweat all combine to make your ...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Painkiller Side of This Life |
àäáúä ùì úøæä ãéîåï
îçìåðé åâí îçìåðê
àåúå äâï ðù÷ó, àåúå äðåó,
åéåí úîéí îåúø ìé ìàäåá
àú äãáøéí àùø ìéèôä òéðê.
îåì çìåðê åâí îåì çìåðé
áìéìä ùø àåúå æîéø òöîå,
åòú éøèéè ìéáê áçìåîå
àòå...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Good Times Are Killing Me |
Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can carry on.
Shrug off shortsighted false excitement and oh what can I say?
Have one, have twenty more "one mores" and oh it does not relent.
The g...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Polly Wants A Crack Pipe |
Today I met my first real Pirate.
His name is Ami (Ami's name is fictional, to protect the innocent) (the innocent being me).
He was short and round. I'm guessing the word is "Stocky". Like Georg...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wasting time at work |
Wasting time at work i'm wasting time at work
I'm wasting time at work yeah i'm wasting time at work
I wanna eat some salad, won't you hand me that fork?
I'm not really hungry - I'm just wasting ti...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
This Spring Chicken Will Not Be Televised |
Yo all (a crowd of 2 roars!)
Just checking in to say I had a long day outta the office. Izabo, the band I'm working with, had a very long day of shooting for a new TV show, together with another b...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
