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Your Leprechaun Name Is:
Tiny Greenknickers
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: what's your name!
Birthday: today, yes today
Birthplace: fell out of a vagina. you?
Current Location: Morrison, CO
Eye Color: mostly white, some blue
Hair Color: brown, slowly turning grey and it's your fault
Height: 10'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but the left feels like someone else
Your Heritage: chinegro with a hint of aardvark
The Shoes You Wore Today: one globe and one walking cast
Your Weakness: sexy young girls
Your Fears: the clap
Your Perfect Pizza: I prefer taco
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn to masturbate with my mind
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: send
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a towel
Your Best Physical Feature: my taint, nobody can resist it!
Your Bedtime: how many drugs have I done?
Your Most Missed Memory: how do you remember a memory you don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: yes please, with vodka
MacDonalds or Burger King: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
Single or Group Dates: group what?! Im in!!!!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea bag?
Chocolate or Vanilla: mulatto
Cappuccino or Coffee: only at the cyber cafe in my birckenstocks
Do you Smoke: Not in Denver bars anymore! Fuckers
Do you Swear: fuck no bitches
Do you Sing: kelly Clarckson, but only in seclusion
Do you Shower Daily: not usually on weekends
Have you Been in Love: I love doke
Do you want to go to College: I want to marry it
Do you want to get Married: send it to college
Do you belive in yourself: Im not make believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: how fat is the thing in my waterbed? a chick or a buffalo
Do you think you are Attractive: My mother says I'm handsome
Are you a Health Freak: yes, other than my drinking, smoking and drug habits!
Do you get along with your Parents: of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like when the thunder rolls
Do you play an Instrument: rusty trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drunk right now, have you read this shit!
In the past month have you Smoked: cigs or........................................
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I think I had a cold, so maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Are we talking about the group thing again?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Is this question even fucking relavant?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who cares!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: seriously, who made this survey
In the past month have you been on Stage: lights, camera, ACTION!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: on? Thats gross
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bath tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just panties, does that count?
Ever been Drunk: see above answer
Ever been called a Tease: just untill I put my penis in them
Ever been Beaten up: Once, by your little sister
Ever Shoplifted: You havn't?
How do you want to Die: In your arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Czech yourself before you wreck yourself!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: blue hairs are always short
Height: negotiable
Weight: between buffalo and sea cow
Best Clothing Style: birthday suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't worry, Im healthy
Number of CDs I own: Like I give a shit
Number of Piercings: 0, I prefer doing the piercing
Number of Tattoos: just a couple prison tatts
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets, just stories
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I want to have your baby, would you look down on me if I said Ive been listening to more and more country? Whats happening to me!Evil easter
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Sin City, and who can forget ass whores 1 through 39. Im the hot little starlet in tye red fishnets. I just love the feel of nylon on my ass. CLINGY!
Family guy, robot chicken, yeah I'm all grown up
Ones with pictures (preferably pics of people clubbing baby seals)If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh
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Penicillin, wait does this have to be a person? ARRY THE ALPACA! ham sandwiches everywhere, And this wonderful ass.