NAMES BECCA IM THE MOST SARCASTIC PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET I DONT CUSS..ID RATHER WATCH FOOTBALL THEN GO SHOPPING.I TALK MORE SHIT THEN THE CHEERLEADERS AT YOUR HIGHSCHOOL..IM FUNNY..I LAUGH AT ALL MY OWN JOKES.THIS IS NOT MATCH.COM SO LAY OFF THE LAME FUCKING EMAILS.I THINK I LEFT MYSELF A DRUNK VOICEMAIL LAST NIGHT..IT WAS DOPE.IM NOT RACiST I JUST PROFILE PEOPLE MY FRIENDS ARE THE WORLD TO ME..I HAVE THE BESTFRIENDS ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR..I LOVE TACO BELL AT 4AM.IT MAKES ME SMILE. I WATCH THE PRICE IS RIGHT WHEN I WAKE UP BEFORE 10...I THINK WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, TRADE THEM FOR A 12 PACK AND GET DRUNK CUZ YOUR LIFE PROLLY SUCKS ANYWAYS.I STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIVE IN..I DONT SMOKE POT.I HATE DEBBY DOWNERS AND PEOPLE WHO BRING ME DOWN..IM A PRO WiTH MICROWAVES AND FROZEN FOODS...MIDGETS CAN'T CLIMB TREES..ITS A FUCKiNG FACT.THE MORE I DRINK THE STRAIGHTER I THINK.I KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW ALL ABOUT..I LIKE TO DEVOTE MY FREE TIME TO CHARITY..AND BY FREE TIME I MEAN WHEN IM NOT IN JAIL..AND BY CAHRITY I MEAN CLUBBING BABY SEALS...IF IM GOING TO HELL I WANNA STOP AT A BAR FIRST TO GET DRUNK ONE LAST TiME.IM A SMARTASS NOT A DUMBASS.I ONCE SAW A DOG SHIT HIS PANTS, WHICH IS CRAZY CUZ DOGS DON'T USALLY WEAR PANTS.KARMA iS AMAZING..I SMOKE AND I SHOULD STOP..I LOVE TATTOOS.IM ALWAYSSS LAUGHING..I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE...I GET KICKED OUT OF BARS FOR IT WAY TO MUCH..I LOVE MY MOM..MY DAD HATES ME..PRETTY SURE HES TRYING TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK TO 1985 SO HE CAN CONVINCE MY MOM TO HAVE AN ABORTION..I HATE DRUGIES,LIARS,CHEATERS,ASSHOLES,AND GUYS WITH NO RESPECT,I NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP..I HAVE A TON OF INSIDE JOKES WITH PEOPLE, SO IT MAKES PEOPLE THINK IM EVEN MORE CRAZIER THEN I AM.IM AN ARIES IM PRETTY MUCH JUST FUCKING AMAZING AND I LIKE FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH MY DOG.AND CANDLE LIGHT DINNERS.FUZZY BUNNIES AND PLAYING UNDER RAINBOWS
ME AND MY STAC-FACE.
MY BFF ABBY.
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