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Kerri

I killed Laura Palmer...

About Me



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My Interests

live music, rollie coasters, body surfing, martial arts, animals, travel, writing, photography, people watching, conversation, bowling, helium inhalation, jenga, and chess. Mexican, Indian, and Thai food, good coffee, ice cream, black and white cookies, Guinness and black currant, Dr.Pepper, Blackjack chewing gum, Pacman, spaghetti westerns, Elvis Aaron Presley, Christopher Walken for president in 2008, and life after death with my wonderful husband.

I'd like to meet:

(in general) anyone who can make me laugh or teach me something (famous folks) David Lynch, Trey Parker, and Evil Knievel

Music:

Link Wray, Tom Waits, the magnetic fields, David Byrne, talking heads, tmbg, cake, Beck, the pixies, the breeders, the cramps, Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake, Andrew Bird, (recently turned on to) ween, and Toothless George

Movies:

some favorites include: blue velvet, fear and loathing, Jacob's ladder, dark city, human nature, what's up tiger lily?, orgazmo, cannibal! the musical, jackass the movie, a dirty shame, the match factory girl, delicatessen, man bites dog, evil dead, army of darkness, re-animator, bride of re-animator, beyond re-animator, night of the leapus, six string samurai, kill Bill volumes 1 and 2, and the lost skeleton of cadavra..."hello, Betty!"

Television:

adult swim, mr. show, south park, let's bowl, t.v. funhouse, trigger happy tv, Reno 911, Monty Python's flying circus, Twin Peaks, the twilight zone, mst3000, and the x-files

Books:

I don't read as often as I'd like to...I enjoy autobiographies. Johnny Cash and Frank Zappa have great autobiographies. Try 'em...you'll like 'em! Currently reading Preacher Gone to Texas (the graphic novel)...it's very grood.

Heroes:

Harpo Marx, Frank Zappa, Johnny Cash, Harry Houdini, Clint Eastwood, Sonny Chiba, and Dr. Herbert West

My Blog

view the ceremony!!!

go to www.vivalasvegasweddings.com select internet archives select May 2006, Wedding Couples (third column, far right) select J. Peterson Wedding  ...
Posted by Kerri on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

view pictures from our wedding!!!

go to www.vivalasvegasweddings.com select order photos (under customer or event name) type jpeterson click on name once it comes up  ...
Posted by Kerri on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:46:00 PST

View our wedding live on the internet!!!

LIKE ELVIS?   GOT 9 1/2 MINUTES?... 3 songs by the king himself, and a wedding ceremony...all in the time that it takes you to order a burger at your favorite drive-thru!!! To view our weddi...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:25:00 PST

sick sick sick

The war within rages on, wrapped up in blankets of sick, now wandering among the darkened alleyways of previously rational thought... I succumb to the inevitability of lonesome frustration, ...
Posted by Kerri on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:16:00 PST

dictionary definition

sal·va·tion   n. Preservation or deliverance from destruction, difficulty, or evil. A source, means, or cause of such preservation or deliverance. Christianity. Deliverance from...
Posted by Kerri on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:42:00 PST

kissing: the gateway drug

the marching band has led the parade through crowded city streets          ; the nightlight has been burning through the daylight since you've gone away th...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tuesday, and Margie is down at the raffle again

I come home from work, I'm so tired you are a sight for sore eyes you come to the screen door to greet me you say my name so sweetly darling, you make it all worth while I hang up my jacket, pu...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

6/6 5:35p

talked to telephone ghost, made plans to meet somewhere beneath the blanket of the night sky, two days from today... where will we lie then? in that deep bed of hatred, or among the fields of euph...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

untitled, unknown, unforgiven...

for breaking my heart, I forgive you for not knowing it, I cannot be so easy to forgive... never knowing your beauty, or charm never meaning to make people fall in love with you never understandin...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dawn of independence, day of reckoning, dusk of remembrance

calendar weeks turn into calendar years before you can recognize your own reflection staring back at you in the puddles left behind by the storm a familiar sight ever more dreams made of dust blo...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST