Is a derogatory name for black people funnier than an injured vagina? YOU DECIDE! |
I've mentioned a few times about 'I hurt my clit and then I pouted' on this blog. For those that don't know, my friend Adam and I, when we were around ten or so at summer camp, found the phrase 'I hur... Posted by Not Dave on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Drunk Vomit Bass Vs. Hot Diarhea Bass...the debate continues...and starts. |
Drunk Vomit Bass - That slow smoothe, but obviously not that smoothe, brotha bass. Think Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite. It sounds like a drunk dude trying to look cool in front of his lady, or any... Posted by Not Dave on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST |
Thanks to everyone who looked at shameless animals hump with me yesterday. |
I want to thank everyone who made it out for my birthday yesterday. I had a great time and hope you did, too. I was able to find pampers big enough to fit the monkey but he keeps ripping them off and ... Posted by Not Dave on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST |
What I learned from the dirty dirty, besides how to rhyme word with scared and toe with floor. |
All important lessons in life can be learned from lyrics of our wordsmiths from the South. Here are a few examples:
"I cant stand bitches and hoes/Cause a bitch is a bitch and a hoe gon' hoe,/But a wo... Posted by Not Dave on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST |
It's my motherfucking town, you don't like it, get the fuck out!! |
I need a town where I am both god and mayor. Mayor McGod. Here's the shit that will be in my town:
Porn store - Duh? It's lonely at the top or wherever my weiner goes.
Comic book shop - Nerds know wh... Posted by Not Dave on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Get me the fuck off this injured testicle! |
Before I die I have to get off this planet, any way possible. I need to walk on land that I don't share with celebrities, world leaders, and other people like me.
Maybe the Ethiopian space p... Posted by Not Dave on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST |
Shave PC's gonads with a sharp stick and set it on fire, your culture sucks, so does mine |
There's a great town to pick up available chicks in India call Vrindavan and any idiot that has CNN as their homepage, like me or my dad, actualy, knows why. V-town, as the locals don't call it, ... Posted by Not Dave on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST |
More reasons to drop a bomb on whatever state I'm in |
I feel like I have said some of this before:
The most cowardly thing I have ever did was when I was twelve I had a summer camp girlfriend that I stopped talking to during the year because, hmm, I don'... Posted by Not Dave on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST |
This should be enough to buy me a bullet |
If the last woman I had sex with got pregnant, I would be buying second grade school supplies at the end of the summer.
I once wore one of those retarded Fuct shirts to the Holocaust Museum. In Israel... Posted by Not Dave on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Everything I know I've learned from sweaty tattooed social misfits |
Hardcore, without a doubt, had a positive affect on my life in that it reinforced certain lessons that my parents and experience has taught me. Here are some examples:
Don't believe everything you hea... Posted by Not Dave on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST |