Interests? Finding out that my testicles were hand grenades and everytime I was molesting myself I was actually loosening the pins. That would hold my interest.
Anyone who can put up with a big retarded gorilla.
Sheer Terror, Floorpunch, Agnostic Front, Converge, Rites of Spring, Templars, Dag Nasty, Carry On, Judge, Burn, Subhumans, Go!, 108, 7 Seconds, Infest, Bane, Kill The Man Who Questions, Youth of Today, Bold, Minor Threat, Cro Mags, Indecision, Milhouse, Black Flag,Bad Brains, Misfits, Propagandhi, Chokehold,Lifetime, Blackstar, Black Sabath
Pootie Tang, Children of Man, Seven Samurai, Deathrace 2000, Battle Royale, Road Warrior, Evil Dead 2, Raising Arizona, Bladerunner, Tron, The Thing, City of God
Adult Swim, Lost, NBA.
Douchebag Pavilion by L. Ron Hubbard, Ass, Gas, and Sasafras by L. Ron Hubbard, How to Love a Honky by L. Ron Hubbard, I Said Tug, Not Turn me into a Woman by L. Ron Hubbard, Old Man with Gonorhea vs. Baby with Shingles by L. Ron Hubbard, Of Course Grandma is Familiar with Anal by L. Ron Hubbard, I Hope that Idiot from Top Gun Shows Zero Interest in me by L. Ron Hubbard, Fly, Toilet, Fly by R. Lon Hubbard, Hookers: Wanted Dead or Alive by H. Lon Rubbard, Parcheesi is the Haitian of Board Games by L. Rubb Lonard
Kids who sleep with their teachers, anyone who dropped an upper decker in the White House (departing presidents count), monkeys with black belts in karate, jewish super heroes, any woman who has sex with me, black women who call me 'sugar', 'honey', or 'baby', hot female teachers who bang their students...because that's what I wanted.