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Bitch with a cap gun

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About Me

im the sophia patrillo in these parts. aim = Bluetonium

My Interests

music, painting, dino-DNA, photography, attempting to actually do proper meteorological research, inventing drinks, saying the word babies over and over until it sounds hilarious (which usually doesn't take that long), making noises like the dood from police academy, geocaching (man dorks are awesome), jumping on the tramp-o-tron express, travelling, making the coffee drinks for your caffeine loving bitches, d-d-d-ancing my stupid ass off, SHARKS, dinosaurs, travelling, my dead scooter (rip), the color blue, trying to figure out why I think everything smells like the dinosaur ride at Epcot, wanting to cut John Hammond for saying "ouch john, that hurts!", assfisting, cutting people, reading a book, crocheting, hugging little puppies till they cry, forming my own generic branch of the CIA, trying to come up with ways to put bob's barricade out of business, travelling, working for the sole purpose of saving money to travel, dreaming of travelling, travelling, geocaching, and some other random things that you'd probably call the cops on me for. stupid asshole.

I'd like to meet:

scaramonga, it would also kinda be cool, if i wasn't me, to meet me, just to see what everyone else puts up with. id really like to meet a guy on stilts. him on the stilts..not me.....OH YEAH! and i would love to marry a guy who has an uncle nunzio, so that i also have an uncle nunzio. applications being accepted.
My Friends Space Who needs friends when you got this little guy Gabby

Gabsters

Sir-Gabbs-A-Lot

Gabbatron

Gabbasaurus Rex

Gabbalicious

Gabbs

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Music:

a little of this and all that shizah. none of that sick ole' "i do my dog and eat my sister dar da da dar" music though.

Movies:

Back to the effing future, My cousin vinny, Dance till Dawn, Wet Hot American Summer, L'auberge Espagnole, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Chipmunks Adventure, Jerri Blank Does Manhattan in the Ass, WWII movies (no i don't have a problem, i can stop anytime i want to), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Quatsi Trio, Breakfast on Pluto, Breakfast Club, The Night They Saved Christmas, James Bond

Television:

so i don't really do that whole tv thing...BUT..i will have to say..golden girls rocks my balls off every day. especially sophia. she is my god damn hero, mentor, and lover.strangers with candy is pretty hardcore awesome too. AND Lost.

Books:

Kink, random books you find in a box on a random street corner in NYC that totally suck, ramona series, haaaaarry pooottaah, flannery o'connor, augusten burroughs, nazi doctors, hatchet, the things they carried, any WWII related materials and i'm sorry but i lied before when i said i don't have a problem. it's not okay, and i really can't stop when i want to.

Heroes:

women who give birth to octoplets (their nanny is screaming for revenge, and i don't mean that ripping noise), the bow-tie killer, im sorry but i can't do this anymore. goodbye.

My Blog

Nolan Nicholas Tozzi is here to say, he loves fruity pebbles in a major way

My new special friend!
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

NEW PICTURES!

here we are in our full glory.  me, other people, morocco, and THE CAT! zee new ones....
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

PICTURES from Around the World

Here are some pictures from my trip so far...i promise ill put more up from every country soon, but you gotta just chokes on this shit for now! Australia Japan I promise Ill get some up of Ta...
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I LEAVE TOMORROW!!!! SHIT

oh god im leaving tomorrow to go around the world. someone seriously kill me, im so excited and scared!!!!! check it out, save your money, and come join me!!!UNITED STATES March 1 - March 2: U.S. Trav...
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goodbye Tallahassee!

Well, I'm officially moved out of tallahassee. Talk about bittersweet moments. Anyhow, as most of you know, im about to travel the world for a year. I'll miss a lot of you dearly, some of you a lot...
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DYEFEST 2004!!

two girls, boredom, haircut envy, bleach, and hairdye = the following. oh yeah, throw in our favorite princesses into the mix, cuase they loved to help....
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i've got a real problem with numeric obsessions

As I have come to realize, whether as a result of focused concentration for too many years, or a true personality trait, I am a scientist at heart. I desire to live in a world of proof, and shudder...
Posted by Bitch with a cap gun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST