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Coyote Moby

Fulfilling your daughters' fantasies since 1988...

About Me

I hate shallow people. Let me start with that one! I'm unique, genuine, intelligent, and I thoroughly enjoy the company of people who are unique and genuine and intelligent as well. I work in the finance department of an office in Brick, NJ. I also used to moonlight as an indy pro wrestling ring announcer. I have a wide variety of interests with music and movies and TV, and even old radio (Jack Benny was a comic genius and he had the best ensemble EVER). I love sports. I love to cook. Read below and you can see more of what I'm into. My sense of humor is one part sarcastic and one part berserko. I give to charity, I love my family, and I always yield to families of ducks crossing the road. So I think I'm a pretty swell fella. Oh, but I do so hate that jackass in the White House...so if you're one of the few remaining Bush supporters, you're probably going to not like me so much! At least even the media agrees with me...

For those wondering who "Quincy Hughes" is...that's the stage name I usually used in indy pro wrestling.
I'm critical of this site a lot (and deservingly so!), but I have to say that this site is a GOLDMINE for artists and fans as far as music goes. You can find lots of favorites and discover new ones on here. Check my Top 20 and overall friends list, and sample some of those great musicians/DJs (such as the one you're hearing as you read my page) that I'm very proud to support!
I love being entertained by stupid, stupid celebrities!

I also love animation!
And I'm a huge Pogo junkie too!
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My Interests

Movies, especially the classics. All types of music. Animation and anime, including soundtracks and J-pop. Like most guys, I love sports, especially baseball (Yankees and formerly the Cubs) and football (Eagles) and hockey (Senators and Devils). The one that surprises people is this one: I am a HUGE tennis fan too. I could (and have) spend entire days during the major events just sitting and watching the matches on TV. And I would do such naughty things to Jelena Jankovic. So what else do I like? Reading, cooking, pro wrestling, the Shore, intelligent people, classic TV/radio. Dogs, cats, reptiles and bats. The glory days of pinball. Oh yeah, and sex. Definitely sex. I am very adventurous and, for lack of a better word, kinky with the sex thing. But don't let that scare you off...I am an open book, I am who I am, and that goes for anything about me in life. I love people that are honest just the same, as well as intelligent and genuine. No phonies, no BS, no shallowness...if you are a practicer of phoniness and BS and shallowness, or any combination of the three, do us both a favor and ix-nay on this ofile-pray...K? 8-)

I'd like to meet:

Christina Ricci. Alanis Morrissette. Brendan Fraser. Chuck Barris. Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald. Rachael Ray. Matt Damon. The Rat Pack. Hayao Mayazaki. Denzel Washington. Anyone who'd want to pay me and publish my book. Adam West. Al Gore. Franka Potente. Monica Rial.Beyond that (and getting back to reality), I love to meet and get to know people full of coolassity for chat and friendship.

Music:

Garbage are the best f*cking band on the planet. But wait, there's more! Alanis Morrissette, Madonna, Roxette, Apoptygma Berzerk, Justine Suissa, Deana Carter, Sarah Brightman, Veruca Salt, Frank F'N Sinatra, Melanie C, Jo Dee Messina, 80's pop/funk/new wave/anything, old-school rap, Japanese pop and anime soundtracks...very wide variety of musical taste.

I especially absolutely LOVE dance/trance music. And Depeche Mode completely speaks to my soul. Concerts I've seen range from Richard Marx to Tim McGraw to Switchblade Symphony. Oh, and the fact that Anastacia and Kristine W. are not huge stars in the U.S. is nothing short of a goddam crime.

Movies:

Huge lover of the classics. In no particular order, my favorite films of all time include "All About Eve" and "Sunset Boulevard" (both 1950), "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994), "West Side Story" (1961), "Grease" (1978, the last great movie musical), "Sling Blade" (1995), "Double Indemnity" (1944) and others. Animated films by Hayao Miyazaki such as "Princess Mononoke" and "Spirited Away", plus Satoshi Kon's "Perfect Blue" and "Millennium Actress" are amazing. My favorite new director of the millennium: Zhang Yimou. He's actually not altogether new but he's new to most people in the States, myself included, and before the likes of "Hero" and "House of Flying Daggers" he had done many films, but not of this style. His films--ALL of them that he's done this decade--have completely thrilled and captivated me, and I don't care if you like reading subtitles or not, you need to SEE THESE MOVIES. Look him up on IMDB.com and go rent one. Maybe you won't like it, and that's cool. But if you do like it, you're going to thank me for this.
I hope to see this on DVD sometime before the next Apocalypse:

Television:

Most of my TV watching is DVD's, but beyond that when I do watch TV it's usually anime/animation, or CNN, or GSN, or sports. I do religiously watch "Survivor", "The Amazing Race" and the likes of the ultra-hot Gail Simmons on "Top Chef".

Beyond that, it's usually movies or TV shows on DVD. I love classics like "I Love Lucy" and "The Honeymooners", or more modern classics like "Cheers". Used to love "MST3K" too, still watch it on VHS/DVD a lot. "The Twilight Zone" is one of the greatest shows ever, Rod Serling was a total genius. And as anyone who knows me even a little bit can tell you, I seriously love game shows. GSN is my "default network".
Coyote Television Network!

Books:

I wish I read more, but when I do I prefer biographies and entertainment-themed materials.

Heroes:

Batman can kick anyone's ass.But for a serious answer: My family. Entertainment icons. Al Gore. Ric Flair. Osamu Tezuka. Pioneers who brought and continue to bring all races and genders and sexual orientations into mainstream acceptance: Billie Jean King, Althea Gibson, Flip Wilson, Sidney Poitier, Roberto Clemente, Arthur Ashe, I could list many more.

My Blog

Top Celebrity Who Needs Her Ass Kicked

By God, will someone just SHOOT this fuckstick already?!Read this and tell me you don't want to line up and just smack her. Seriously. She's a cancer to society.Copy and paste the link, I can't get ...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:08:00 PST

Obama just won the election, again

Barack Obama picked Joe Biden to be his running mate. Good pick. He's experienced, well-liked and is the right guy to lead in case Obama for whatever reason cannot.John McCain picked Sarah Palin to ...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:36:00 PST

What’s all that racket?

My tennis excitement is about to come to its peak.  The US Open is here! Last night's ceremony was great, check some photos out in my profile.  I'll get more once I can find them. And what ...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:24:00 PST

August 10 blog, take two

Alrighty...gonna try and reblog what was my REAL blog earlier today that the site deleted when I tried to edit...so here goes.  In the meantime, the last two mini-blogs I've wiped out. * Bernie M...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:10:00 PST

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

That's a "mondegreen".Definition: words mistaken for other words, often from misunderstood phrases or lyrics.Another example is Ramona from those old Beverly Cleary books we read growing up, who wond...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:14:00 PST

Wimbledon, Sunday, 2:30PM

If you're not watching this men's final between Nadal and Federer right now, you're missing something epic.
Posted by Coyote Moby on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:33:00 PST

Whining and withering like a little bitch

From the title, this probably looks like it's going to be a scathing expose of one or more people in my life that I want to run over with a school bus, but no, it's not about that.It's how I spent the...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:06:00 PST

Blog, damn you, blog!

OK, OK, so I took a few months off from blogging.  It's been a busy few months, plus the slow computer at home kinda annoys me.  I'll be blogging again before the July 4th weekend, and I'll ...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:55:00 PST

3 hours of mystery meat

Today's discussion, my birthday and my girlfriend's birthday within a week of each other.  We're celebrating two weekends in a row with dinners and stuff.  For the first weekend, our dinner ...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:33:00 PST

All Good Things...

Most of you will be reading this on Sunday, March 30, 2008. On this day, an era is ending. To some, it really might not mean much.  To others, it certainly will. To me, it is a bittersweet moment...
Posted by Coyote Moby on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST