voodoo mermaid

writing short stories
anarchist theory
quantum mechanics and theory
astral projection
lucid dreaming
mind control
chaos theory
manipulation
aleph1 (set theory and the nature of infinity)
physics
mathematical syllogistic translations
chemistry
philosophy
existentialism
surrealism
logic
ethics
sadomasochism
poetry
transhumanism (i hope to one day surgically remove my stomach, upper and lower intestines, appendix, colon, bladder, and gall bladder, and undergo permanent parenteral nutrition through a Silastic Broviac catheter under my clavicle. i also would like to have surgery to add a sixth finger to each of my hands, and elongate my fingers to twice their natural length so that i can play piano better. not to mention hands for feet.)
books (as long as the author's name is not in a larger font than the title and it's not on some goddamn bestsellers list)
playing instruments (piano, organ, harmonica!, trumpet, electric violin, flute, piccolo, guitar)
sociological theory
writing novels that i get eighty or so pages into and then write myself into a corner and toss the manuscripts into a steel ski trunk dusted with a collection of other unfinished novels
learning new languages (so far i have English, French, and German down pretty well, with some knowledge of Russian and Latin. next on my list to learn are Sanskrit and Japanese)
riding my road bike (a 1972 UO-8 Peugeot, her name is Francine)
hypnosis
meditation
time travel
thermonuclear weapons design
neuro-linguistic programming
rescuing animals
not getting arrested, i.e. running/cycling from the police
cooking vegan food
wheatpasting
sculpting
oil painting
drawing
going to museums
printmaking
sewing
being a vinyl record junkie
photography (holgas and 35mm)
psychedelia
psychology