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About Me

Well, I am an emo block of cheese. I was formerly a bisexual, but now since I'm a drummer in the emo/ screamo band ",She left me on Sunday," my one passion now is to play in a band about girls and how they can't accpet ME for being anything but cheese. I've been a convicted sex offender. My sex offender charges were brought because I was wasted one saturday night and while I was at work in a Cinna-bun, I sexually harrased my boss by telling her that ", Her cinna-buns would go great with my string cheese." After I was convicted I had nowhere else to turn to. My parents were an abusive Farmer and a Cow. My dad totally disregarded me and only cared for his precious pig. As for my mom, well she can rot in hell!Neither of them wanted anything to do with me. So I was left to live on the streets with my addictions to PCP, glass, and meth. I had a bunch of flings with prostitutes for awhile leaving them with bastardized pieces of string cheese. Right now, I'm slowly putting my life together.

My Interests

Tatoos (In fact i have a tat that says "Real California Cheese"), Getting drunk, getting high, chicks, drums

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anybody who can accept the fact that I've made mistakes like being a raging alcoholic, sex offender, womanizer and a thief. Just don't cheese grate my heart into pieces.

Music:

Emo, Screamo, Death Metal, Spanish Rock, Punk, and cheesy soft rock i.e Kenny G, John Mayer (Your body is a wonderland? What a pussy!!)

Movies:

Anything cheesy like Bridges of Madison County, My Best Frined's Wedding, Titanic, How to lose a guy in 10 days.....you know shit like that.

Television:

Same types as movies, anything cheesy, Lifetime, Dr. Phil, Full House, Oprah, Maury Povich, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette.....

Books:

Definitely not COOKBOOKS!!!! Fuck that shit!!!

Heroes:

Swiss cheese for having the balls to openly expose itself in public by showing its holes.