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chocolate thunderpussy

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

yo word it up. i'm a straight up mothafuckin' lova. if your on my friend list that means i fucked you, and if you aren't that means i fucked you too... my shit is tested yo! i got like 17 different strains of oral herpes but that's cool cuz i wear a condom on my toungue! other than that this shit is clean!.... but i'm not just about fuckin' yo. i run a non-profit organization in uganda called the kids with fat tits prevention center foundation. it helps poor kids who got fat tits and don't want 'em to get rid of 'em and give 'em to me!... i think crack is a very misunderstood drug. it's just like weed yo, except it's crack!

My Interests

livin, lovin, hangin with my peoples. KEEPIN IT REAL!, free-basing crack cocaine with a soldering iron, guns and gun repair, setting peoples on fire, astro-physics, string theory, heideger, chinese philosphy, dick.

I'd like to meet:

peoples.

Music:

bell biv devoe and all motown philly sounds, another bad creation, taylor dayne, slayer, sudden infant dance syndrome, john cougar concentration camp, my ass functions as both an ass and a toilet, jesus christ: the band.

Movies:

barbershop 2: back in business, house party 2: the pajammy jammy jam, antwoine fisher 2: fisher fucks a dog and kills a priest, baps, the wash, i got the hook-up, action jackson, cool as ice, drumline, juwanna man, sophie's choice.

Television:

girlfriends, the motha-fuckin parkers, full motha-fuckin house, shasta mc mother fuckin-nasty, 60 minutes II (60 minutes 1 is bullshit!), battlebots, small motha-fuckin wonder, different motha-fuckin strokes, touched by a motha-fuckin angel.

Books:

the what's happening to my body book for girls, the guns and ammo rainy day activity book, pride and prejudice.

Heroes:

malcom jamal warner and keisha knight pulliam.

My Blog

may your pussy and your tits and your dick and your balls and your ass rest in peace....

if i ever get my mothafuckin' hands on yo junk i'm gonna lay that shit to waste mothafucka!!!!
Posted by chocolate thunderpussy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'll fuckin' KILL you mothafucka!

yo these tits will mothafuckin' crush you mothafucka! i've killed peoples with these hefty bitches, killed peoples dead! are they real? fuck yeah they're real! real implements of mothafucking destruct...
Posted by chocolate thunderpussy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my fucked up night with skokeesha.

yo, last night i was rubbing my fine ass tits up in skokeesha's (check her profile out yo!) nasty ass face and check it, we was fucking on a bed of cocaine yo, for reals. bobby brown was there and he ...
Posted by chocolate thunderpussy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dumpster orgy this thursday!

yo. my girl propecia and i are gonna be fuckin' butts, dicks, and asses all mothafuckin' night this thursday starting at 4am in that dumpster along side popeyes on 361 st. and 10 ave. now i know you m...
Posted by chocolate thunderpussy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST