punching people is stupid |
i'm a lover not a fighter... even if i were fuckin gandhi it would hurt to mumble that cliche. last night some bloke put his arm around my shoulder, and in no uncertain terms told me he was gonna knoc...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST |
the curse of billy waldman... |
does anyone remember the skate video 'rubbish heap?' whether you do or not is unimportant, what is important is that in that video a bright young star was born. thirteen year old billy waldman spit fo...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:29:00 PST |
the end of an era |
just how long is an era anyway? Well this one in particular lasted about 5 years. The lords of the land (that's located under my apartment) have decided to sell the whole thing to somebody who'll scra...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:46:00 PST |
rise of the mutants |
the waterways surrounding manhattan contain some of the most vile liquids on earth. when my father was a police captain he would tell me crazy stories involving "things" that were pulled out of the ea...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ralph |
i remember going to my friend david's birthday party when i was in third grade and eating three hotdogs. i remember it clearly because until recently it was the last time i opened my mouth to air my b...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
skateboarding is my abusive girlfriend |
when i was eleven i fell in love. i think eleven is the age where you start to question everyone who knows better than you do. So, even at the better judgement sent to guide me by my dear parents, i n...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
some people are worth more than twenty bucks. |
I've never been propositioned as a streetwalker, maybe it's my choice of clothing, but nobody has ever offered me money for sex.
After leaving a certain undisclosed location at 4:30 AM this past su...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Whoooooo-Hoooooooo! |
So, i was waiting for the subway tonight, and amidst the drones of the elite hip williamsburgites that infest the brooklyn-bound "L" train platform, was a very dark skinned man in big baggy jeans and ...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
spin the bottle |
what a game! I can honestly say it's been a long fucking time since I played this gem of a good time. Well... that is until last night. The game changes when you're older though. Let's say you're 14 y...
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a weight off my head |
14.5 lbs of processed lipids have been sheared off of my scalp... that's right, i finally cut that one feature that kept me in the "excuse-me-miss...-oh-sorry-dude" category.
good riddance!
Posted by The-AntiChris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
