French culture:
Le Monsieur me laisse par son acte con,
J'ordonne l'abscisse mais cela reste abscons.
J'ai un esprit sain dans un corps tres sain
Je fais le bien mais il est alle voir plus loin
J'en garde des sequelles mais je sais qu'il sait
Que le silence est d'or, est d'or, mais je ne peux pas je me taire.
Das Shittens: Bijou, Monster, Tonks, and all my frenetic fosters
Wildlife: Dead or Alive
Scars: Intentional and Accidental
Catching Squirrels: I haven't failed yet
people who can keep promises, people who are as honest with themselves as they are with everyone else, people who aren't consumed by a label, people who can make a distinction between what they do and who they are, people who realize that loving someone for what they do instead of who they are is shameful, people who don't confuse their personality with their sexuality, people who are sick of body suspensions, people who admire doctors more than body piercers, people who can appreciate irony, people who know more than i do, people who aren't afraid to shut up, people who don't wear deoderant on principle, people who put pepper on everything, people who can love a taxidermied parrot as much as a live one, people who don't care where i'm from or what i do or what i have pierced or if it hurt, people who can dance the hully gully (on the panama canal), people who don't believe that anything worth having is worth cheating for, people who actually have mob connections, people who act just as much as they speak, people who can stand alone, people who forgive but never forget, people who aren't afraid to pour gas on the fire.
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Anything French, animated, or Troma.
Law & Order, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, Invader Zim, The Brak Show, Spongebob Squarepants, Top Chef, The Office, Scrubs, Ace of Cakes, Mythbusters.
All of them.
Peter Singer, Eugenie Clark, Marguerite de Valois, Marguerite Duras, Sue Coe, and my teachers Karen Bouwer, Scott Nunes, Jennifer Dever, Doug Wortham, Christine Jones, Linda Chaimberlain, Peter Hayes, and Karen Quackenbush.