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I'm me...and you're you. What else do you need to know?! Anything...anything..... I guess not. If you want to know anything ask. Other wise I'm not typing shit here...get used to it. lol. (btw I'm not really an asshole...I just joke around alot alot.) Peace! out. Motha suckas!!!!
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What music is in your soul? by kimmiecello
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Instrument Electric Guitar
Genre Popular Rock
Your soulmate... should be totally indie and play electronics in a garage band.
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Who is your Rock Music Star soulmate? by thedarknessilove
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Fave type of music
Your Soulmate Justin Hawkins of The Darkness
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Rock Star by _jinixs_d0rk
date of birth
user name
bands name loi pimps
role in the band your lead singer
number of albums made 3
why you caused the band you brake up you become a sell out
number of cover bands 10
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Tommy Lee.... You are sexy but you drink way too much, a hothead,
and well need to control yourself a little
more, I'd think. Anger management?
Which rockstar are you like?
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Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


70%

A Slave To BDSM


60%

A Romantic


50%

Virgin


43%
How are you in bed
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: John
Date of Birth: April 3
Birthplace: Olathe, Ks
Current Location: Olathe, Ks
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde, Brown, Black
Height: 5'10" or 5'11"
Heritage: Amny things
Piercings: None
Tattoos: Not yet...lol
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Fav. band is KISS...fav. singer is Glenn Hughes
Song: There's too many but the one I'm really diggin now is Love Don't Mean A Thing by Deep Purple
Movie: This Is Spinal Tap
Disney Movie: Idk
TV show: The Incredible Hulk
Color: Blue, green, red, black
Food: Chicken
Pizza topping: Canadian Bacon And Pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka
Soda: Rootbeer
Store: Vintage Stock
Clothing Brand: Idk or care
Shoe Brand: Idk
Season: Spring
Month: March
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Idk
Make-Up Item: Don't use make up
Board game: Idk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: To pick up the things I'm slacking on
Most missed memory: October of last year
Best physical feature: Hair
First thought waking up: I wanna sleep
Hypothetical personality disorder: Idk
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: None
Fairytale alter ego: None
Most stupid remark: Too many
Worst crime: Stolen a few things
Greatest ambition: To be a rockstar
Greatest fear: Idk
Darkest secret: Not saying
Favorite subject: German
Strangest received gift: Idk
Worst habit: Lazyness
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Sometimes
Curse: Yes
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: Not really
Sing: Yes
Play an instrument: Yes
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Kinda
Believe in love at first sight: Yes
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: No
Cook: No
Speak another language: Yes
Dance: No
Sing: Kinda
Touch your nose with your tongue: No
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: No
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: Yes
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Alot of things
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever
Name three things you can't live without: Music, My woman, and music
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? Yes
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No
What is you middle name? William
What are you nicknames? Lamo, Johnny,
Are you for or against gay marriage? Let them do what they want
What are your thoughts ..ion? Hate it
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? In my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 20
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Idk
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Doesn't matter
Eye color: Doesn't matter
Height Shorter or as tall as me
Weight Doesn't matter
Most important physical feature: Idk
Biggest turn-off Smoking
What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: Be like what up yo?
You won the lottery: Shit my pants
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I might turn it down...depends on what the show is
You caught a friend stealing from you: Rip them a new asshole
You witnessed a murder: Become a lil scared
A random stranger offered you candy: Be like no yo
MySpace and Facebook closed: Whatever
A genie granted you one wish: Be like wooooot!
You lost your favorite possession: Be really pissed
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Put it in my pocket
Your date throws up on you: laugh it off and be a lil grossed out
Someone cuts off a chunk of your hair: I'd be super pisse cause my hair is my fav. part of me
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I'd be super excited and stuff
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd 3 way call my fam. and my woman
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What Ac/Dc member are u?
Angus Young You are Angus young, the best quitarist in the world. You love to party and showboat onstage but the crowd loves it. Everyone Wants to be like you, and you love that. You have the coolest hair that about 78.84 percent of the world wishes they had. YOU ARE FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!
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Are you a true Megadeth fan???
...Dave?!? You must be mustaine himself. You have stayed true to megadeth and always will. You know Dave was too much for Metallica and think it was a good thing Dave was kicked or else there would be no megadeth! Dave most likely beats Kirk Hammet as a muscian in your eyes any day.
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what member of AC/DC are you?
cliff williams you are cliff williams! you are the bass guitarist of AC/DC. you are also extremely talented.
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which AC/DC member are you?
Malcom Young your the kinda behind the senes person. your not out there like some of your friends. sure your in a band and you rock but your the shy one. its time for you to come out of your shell!
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Which AC/DC Legend Are You?
Bon Scott A Legend. Perhaps the greatest frontman of all time. You are Rock 'n' Roll. Unfortanately your boozing got the best of you in 1980... oh yeah... you love women!
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You scored as Angus Young

Angus Young was AC/DC's lead guitarist. He joined the band when he was 15, and that's where he got the school-boy uniform idea from. He played a Gibson SG while running around and sweating like a fat Italian opera singer in the Sahara desert....but while he was doing that he hit every note on the guitar perfectly. He is one of the best guitarists ever.


Angus Young


100%

Malcolm Young


85%

Phil Rudd


80%

Bon Scott


80%

Cliff Williams


70%

Brian Johnson


70%

My Interests

Being a pimp. lol. Basically I'm a music nut. Mostly interested in classic rock and 80s metal. Preferably Classic, thrash, and power metal. I LOVE WOMEN!!! lol. Had to put it. I like to chill and all that shit. But if you wanna know more about me. Tell me. I'll let you know. Peace! out.

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Which Music Group Will You Join? by Allietwin1234
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Which Group Will You Join?
How Much Money Will You Make? $24,679,881
When Will You Join? August 22, 2618
Which Music Group Did You Want To Be In?

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You are Steve Clark!You are very talented, but you are also very
depressed. Your family tends to give you a
hard time, making you feel as if you're not
good enough. You find escape through
drinking and music. You are a quiet person,
but your sense of humor comes out at the most
random moments. People see you as shy,
lonely and talented.

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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! by marioisntitalian
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Music:


Dave Mustaine is the fuckin Man

Not That people are gonna take the time to read this...but here's a list of pretty much all the bands I like, that I can think of...but I always get turned on to more bands all the time.

Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
AC/DC
Amboy Dukes
Angel Witch
Anthrax
Andrew W.K.
Aerosmith
April Wine
Bruce Dickinson
The Boomtown Rats
Black Sabbath
The BeeGees
Boston
Billy Squier
The Bangles
The Beatles
Bob Seger
Body Count
Britny Fox
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Babylon A.D.
Badlands
Bay City Rollers
Bruce Springstien
Brides Of Destruction
Beastie Boys
Bad Company
Blue Oyster Cult
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Bob Geldof
BB King
Bullet Boys
Bon Jovi
The Cult
The Cars
Cheap Trick
Cinderella
Coverdale-Page
Cream
Creedance Clearwater Revival
The Clash
DIO
David Bowie
David Coverdale
The Darkness
Death
Def Leppard
The Doors
The Doobie Brothers
Dragonforce
Duran Duran
Disturbed
David Lee Roth
Don Dokken
Deep Purple
Dead Or Alive
Damn Yankees
Dokken
Depeche Mode
Elvis
ELO
Eddie Money
Eagles
Eric Clapton
ESP
Extreme
Exciter
Exumer
Evil
Enuff Z Nuff
Europe
Exodus
Fight
Fist
Fozzy
Frehley's Comet
Free
Faster Pussycat
Firehouse
Foreigner
Frank Zappa
F5
Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush
Foghat
Glenn Hughes
Glenn Tipton
Gillan
Grim Reaper
Genesis
Guns N Roses
George Thorogood And The Destroyers
Golden Earring
Halford
Hall And Oates
Heart
Helloween
Helix
Hanoi Rocks
Hughes/Thrall
Hughes-Turner Project
Iron Maiden
Ian Gillan
Icarus Witch
Iced Earth
Iommi
Iron Butterfly
INXS
In Flames
Iggy Pop
Jackyl
Judas Priest
Jimi Hendrix
Journey
Jeff Beck
Jefferson Starship
Jefferson Airplane
Janis Jopolin
Jeff Scott Soto
The Jam
Jason Bonham Band
J. Geils Band
Jethro Tull
Joe Walsh
Junkyard
Joe Satriani
John Lennon
KISS
Kansas
Keel
Krokus
Kingdom Come
King Diamond
Kreator
L.A. Guns
Lita Ford
Led Zeppelin
Loudness
Lynch Mob
Megadeth
Marty Friedman
Motley Crue
Metallica
Montrose
Manowar
Merciful Fate
Motorhead
Mott The Hoople
Metal Church
Mr. Big
Molly Hatchet
Micheal Schenker Group
N.I.T.R.O.
Nazareth
Night Ranger
New York Dolls
Overkill
Onslaught
Over Lorde
Oingo Boingo
Pat Travers Band
Poison
Pink Floyd
Peter Frampton
Phantom Blue
Phil Collins
Phenomena
Pat Benatar
Paul McCartney
Peter Criss
Pat Boone
Pantera
Pretenders
Queen
Quiet Riot
Queensryche
Rob Zombie
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Ramones
Rammstein
Rainbow
Ram Jam
REO Speedwagon
Rod Stewart
The Rolling Stones
Ratt
Robin Trower
Saxon
Spinal Tap
Sammy Hagar
Steve Perry
Skid Row
The Sex Pistols
Sweet
Steve Vai
Shotgun Messiah
Super Tramp
Slayer
Slaughter
Styx
Samson
Savatage
Scandal
Scorpions
Sting
Sugar Loaf
The Stepmothers
Sebastian Bach
Steppen Wolf
Steve Grimmet
Stryper
The Steve Miller Band
Soungarden
Trapeze
Todd Rundgren
Ted Nugent
Tesla
Testament
The Trammps
Thin Lizzy
Tygers Of Pan Tang
T Rex
Thomas Dolby
Tommy Lee
Twisted Sister
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Union
Uriah Heep
Utopia
UFO
Ugly Kid Joe
Van Halen
Venom
Voodoo Hill
Vinnie Vincent Invasion
Vince Neil
White Zombie
Whitesnake
Wolfsbane
White Lion
Witchfynde
Witchfinder General
W.A.S.P.
Winger
Warrant
The Who
Weird Al
XTC
XYZ
Yngwie Malmsteen
Y & T
ZZ Top


You're Iron Maiden! Developing from punk roots, and
now with Bruce Dickenson back on ship, you're
still the leading British Heavy Metal band.
Form has greatly slipped as of late, however,
even your new three guitar onslaught with the
returning Adrian Smith just isn't as impressive
as it used to be. ..m/ rating of 7

Which Legendary Heavy Metal Band Are You?
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Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on
the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You
probably are a musician yourself. Go, you!
Keep the faith and continue to support your
local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the
next show!

Do You Know Your TRUE HEAVY METAL?
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You are Vince. You loooove the girls and lots of
attention.

Which Motley Crue member are you?
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Which Rock Guitarist Are You?


Randy Rhoads
you are the legendery guitarist from Ozzy,R.I.P.

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HECK YES, we have a true fan
Congratulations. You are a true AC/DC fan. You did better then most people and if this was your first try, good job not getting something lower and going back doing the quiz again to get the right answers then putting that on your myspace thinking your the coolest thing ever. Go by yourself some flowers at the nearest dollar store because your a true AC/DC fan.

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My top result for the SelectSmart.com selector,
Which Metal Band are you? ,
is MEGADETH

..0 align=bottom My top result for the SelectSmart.com selector,
Which Metal Band are you? ,
is KISS

Movies:

This Is Spinal Tap, Detroit Rock City, The Terminator, The Terminator 2, Spiderman, Batman, Twins, Junior, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Hulk, Star Wars (all of them), But mostly The Empire Strikes Back, Hitch, Spongebob The Movie, Harry Potter, The Lord Of The Rings, Pirates Of The Carribean, Pink Floyd The Wall, and others. Mostly I like action and comedies and movies dealing with music.

Television:

Wrestling Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Doug
Behind The Music
Vh1 shows
Pimp My Ride
Vh1 Classic
Punk'd
Cartoons (No Anime)
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Futurama
Others lots others

Books:

Gene Simmons's books, Mick Foley's Books, fantasy, suspense, Bunicula series, Calvin And Hobbes, Garfield, and others.

Heroes:


That's me mum...and she's like the uber coolest person ever...she's half the reason I'm a rocker. WOO!!!I respect her like mad woah. Idk what I'd do without her. She fuckin' rules!!!
That's me dad...when he was back in high school...the other half of the reason I'm a rocker...don't we look alike....LMAO!!
Eric Carr.....the coolest...most kick ass drummer ever!!!! This is my fav. drummer of all time....now if I had even half the talent this guy had...I'd be set for life.
Paul Stanley...one of the greatest front men of all time....not too mention my fav. member from my fav. group
Dave Mustaine....one of the most metal people ever from one of the greatest bands ever...very cool guy...been through a hell of a lot...I respect this dude
Todd Rundgren...musical genius...he can do just about anything in music, sing, play guitar, drums, other instruments, and produce hella good....
Akira Takasaki- This is a pimp ass mother fucking guitar player. I love his style and his music. Guitar player for the band Loudness...fuckin' great.
Ronnie James Dio....3 words to describe him...MASTER OF METAL!!!!!...Plain and simple....Dio is metal one of the best metal singers ever...small guy but man does he have a powerful voice....Long live DIO!
Masaki Yamada- one of my favorite singers. He sang for the Japanese metal bands Flatbacker, EZO, and Loudness (his stuff with them is my fav.). He's now in the band Fireseign..haven't heard them yet though. I love his voice and his attitude
Glenn Hughes- Tied with David Coverdale on being my all time fav. singer right now. Fantastic voice and bass playing skill this man has. Great range and power. He does alot of funk and blues/soul type stuff, but keeps it rock. Became a fan of him because of Deep Purple MK III
David Coverdale- Ahh my all time fav. singer right now. Great bluesy vocals and a great range. I love his style and his voice...plus he's a fantastic front man. Became a fan of his and Whitesnake because of Deep Purple MK III. Funny thing...I used to hate him and Whitesnake a long time ago...love em now. lol
I have more heros...but that's a few...alot are music heros, and some aren't. If you wanna know the others...just ask.

My Blog

My Time Expires

"My Time Expires"by John KurtzThe clock ticks, the minutes byThe days grow longerThe days grow coldThe hours go flashing byHaunting me, because I might dieMy life is endingMy time is coming nearI don'...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST

I don’t have a name for it yet (song numer zwei)

"-----"by John KurtzI don't know, how much more I can takeI don't know, if I can deal with thisI don't know, why it's bearing down on meEverything is falling apartAnd I'm going down fastI don't know, ...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

I don’t have a name for it yet (song numero uno)

"------"by John KurtzLying awake at nightA sleep I can not findNightmarish dreamsThey dance in my mindSearching my mindFor words or things that I have saidFeeling so scaredI watch the darkness creep i...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

Come Taste The Band

"Come Taste The Band"by John KurtzSweet little ladyYou're driving me crazyDoing all the things you do to meSweet little dancerCharming romancerYou make all the boys go wildWell woman if you want my lo...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST

In The Past

"In The Past"by John KurtzMy friend or is it enemyI can't tellCause you don't speak to meOh I try to pretendThat there's no angerIt's hard to understandAll the years are gone in a single instantAnd me...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

I Don't Believe

"I don't believe"by John KurtzLooking for the answersTo life's big questionsSoul searchingTo find who I amSo far there's nothingFor my answersBut it seemsBad luck follows meBut I know it ain't trueBec...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

Get Back To My Woman

"Get Back To My Woman"by John KurtzI'm just a lonerWalking down the roadTrying to get closerTo where I need to goNeed to get nearerTo my womanBut it seems the closer I getI'm still far awayI've been o...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

A set of lyrics I found that I wrote like 3 years ago. enjoy.

"Our Peace"by John KurtzYour demise, a sperpent criesAn evil that is truePeople see, but do not believeNo one follows youA war is brewing Inside your headYou do not know what to doYou wake up cold and...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

A Slave To One Another

"A Slave To One Another"by John KurtzIt's nights like thisThat I, I sit alone and wonderWhere did the love we shared goOutside there's rain and thunderMakes everything damp and coldJust sitting wastin...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST

Aerosmith And Motley Crue Concert!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok peeps I went to the Aerosmith and Motley Crue concert. It was sooooo freakin sweet. I loved it. Well I got some pics for ya, they're not all that great...but o well. Enjoy.Motley Crue:Aerosmith:...
Posted by Kill The Guy With The Ball on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST