Apart from tennis, I play hockey for my college and am a mega maths geek. I have mega interest in music, food (because if i didnt i would die) and i like taking time 2 reflect....even tho 90% of the time i am impatient. Penguines are my God, as they are the most amazing creatures on the planet
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who has lived life 2 the full. Everyone has an interesting story about their lives, and i hope 2 find someone someday who has done and seen it all. If given the choice i would like 2 meet the inventor of tennis as he would have the ultimate technique for victory calculated....i hope, and he could reveal its secrets 2 me ;) Oh and I'd like to meet God himself one day as he could answer all my questions about life, such as why we are here and what makes the sky blue, and realy important questions like why the universe does not revolve around me.
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Music:
anythin with good lyrics that i can relate to. My favourite song at the moment is "i miss you" by blink 182, but i love anythin by linkin park and greenday. Oh and Orson are awesum. Lost Prophets OMG OMG OMG and the legendary song "Gay Bar" which wasnt done by Lostprophets but i think they should make an Emoish version such as "I want to take you to a depresing club." Every now and again i switch prefences from pop/rock to indie/dance....it depends on my mood i guess
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Movies:
Gotta be the comedies, i mean come on, who hasn't laughed themselves into a realy painful cramp when watchin a classic such as monty python or team america? I also love happy gilmoore as it got me through the 29 hour bus journey 2 austria when i was seriously illDont like wierd films that make no sence whatsoever, they pointlessly annoy me..
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Television:
Too many hours of my life has been spent watchin matt groening cartoons such as the simpsons and futurama... where would i be today without the influence of Dr Zoidburg? Omg Lost is amazing but i have no idea whats happening, is it just me or does each episode make us more confused? Plus I would give up any aspriations just to get infront of a copy of every "scrubs" episode. When I was little I loved Pingu
Books:
I love detective stories, James paterson is an amazing writer, along came a spider is an all time classic. Lol i sound like I know a thing or two bout books when i say that....realy I find it hard 2 settle down n read a book, but once every now and again i get bored, my computer breaks and every1 i know goes on holiday, so pick up a book, read a few pages, get bored n buy the film
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Heroes:
I have to say that I idolise Andre Agassi because of what he has brought to the game of tennis. o and i also have to say i idolise people who have been there for me when iv needed them, such as myself....I'm not vain
Plus I love pingu...He was an inspiration to us all
adopt your own virtual pet!Lleyton Hewitt...biggest influence of my life, If he wasn't around when I was younger, I would have shaped myself in the image of Andre Agassi...n no1 likes a bald mike...Gud luck to him now he's starting his comeback...This clip is amazing...put volume up so u can hear what the peeps are saying...If this doesn't make u laugh at all ur obviously part human part arse...enjoy
OK people in my life who Id probly go sane without... :D
WILL (aka Willum):
He's a safe guy who Iv known since I was ikle, We'v been through a lot but he's still like a brother to me. Most fun Iv eva had wiv im was when we went skiin in yr 10... he was one of the few people who did not rip into the fact that I was very uncumfortable at anything steeper than 45degrees...At least I think he didnt rip into me... Now he's learnin to drive Im lookin foreward to not bein the only taxi driver in town...
WEZ (AKA Wizzly):
never a dull moment...together we create possibly the most anti-politicaly correct duo since Hitler n Stalin formed a temporary alliance... Known him realy since we both competed to be head boy, n both failed...n then we sat together in maths where he'd find many ways to severely injure my face...bondage lol.
MEGAN:
the girl of my life, she makes me happy and is always there for me even when Im being a proper arse. We both dont mind embarasin ourselves to make the other one happy... well I definately dont mind embarasing myself to see her smile =D. Can't believe I no longer have maths wiv ya!!! I'm just gonna get so abused by kate now she doesnt have u or Roz distracting her from whenever Im readin the ace magazines or playin on pokemon...What ever shall me n karl do?!?! Megan also keeps my cars security guard (Pete) company by providing him with 2 of the 3 chicks that have "befriended" him...
ROISIN:
Always finds time to fit me into her parties...Im ever greatful at the oportunity to get wasted off 2 ciders coz Im a lightweight. Had fun around Xmas time...although I never got a gift off her...n will never let her live that down...
Other people who I cant be arsed righting about at the moment are situated on my "friends" bit...obviously I dont know the bands properly, but the people, I defo know...Im not just stalking them...
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Name: mike david collins
Birthday: 18th september
Birthplace: stockport
Current Location: cheadle hulme
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde
Height: medium height...
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: bita northern england, bita southern england, bita norsk
Your Weakness: heights, needles, blood
Your Fears: blood donation, amputation, castration (which blokes arent scared of that)
Your Perfect Pizza: spicy beef, peperoni, pineapple, cheese, tomato, bacon, and hot peppers (not chilli but other hot kinds)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be able to bend time with my mind... coz that wud be cool
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shizzle, lolage, areet
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres the nearest bottle of water... (omg my throat hurts)
Your Best Physical Feature: probs my arse lol... I have tree trunk upper legs
Your Bedtime: whenever I gets tired
Your Most Missed Memory: playtimes in primary school
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK... although mcchicken premiers are groin on me
Single or Group Dates: not fussed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla... mmmmmmm love it so shizzly
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nahh I may be castrated by Megan if I risked it
Do you Swear: always, but mainly as a defence or under my breath
Do you Sing: I do
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily most days
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: yea... who's tha man!!! me's da man!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: sumtimes if its realy bad or I dont get sleep (tired Mike + long car journey is not gud combo)
Do you think you are Attractive: Im alright
Are you a Health Freak: nahh
Do you like Thunderstorms: theyr electric
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more than I probly shuda dun... but my cider stash' improved thats always a gud investment
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only joint ache stuff n booze
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nahh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: erm sort of
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: dunno probly
Ever been Beaten up: sumtimes
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: gloriously imortalising myself in history
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
Favourite Eye Color: not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: blondes
Short or Long Hair: not fussy...long is gud tho
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not fussy but need summit else gud about em if theyr huge or anerexic
Best Clothing Style: modernish
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: must be about 50 now
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: bein too slow at times
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