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Pink Darth Vader

You Will Join Us Or We Will Passively And Non-Aggressively Protest...

About Me

I like kittens and skipping and generally being very nice to elderly people. I like the feel of the sun on my helmet, and political protest (in the most passive and gentle of ways). MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

The colour pink. Food (that has been well blended). Dogs with amusingly shaped heads.

I'd like to meet:

George Bush so I can defeat his dark empire with flowers and macaroni pictures...

The callous Dutch types who released the Trance track I'm rocking on my page back in 1991 (when it was falsely reported the Godfather Of Soul was dead)....

I'm off to slap myself upside the head just for playing it.

Music:

I gave up marching years ago. I'm obviously quite fond of Pink....

Movies:

Star Wars IV-VI.... THE PREQUELS ARE A LOAD OF STINKING HOWARD THE DUCK STYLE TRASH.

Television:

Is a very clever form of mind control.

Books:

Can be folded and made into ickle planes.

Heroes:

Ha ha ha, heh heh heh, I'm the laughing gnome, and you can't catch me.