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About Me

I am "THE OFFICIAL" â„¢Princess Consuella Tequito Burrito Taquita Chicquita Banana Hammockâ„¢, yes it really is ME! I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking! I am a 1 inch tall body builder, and live in my home. I may be small but, I can still kick your ass! ::proud smiles:: I often get my kicks by being sarcastic, and freaking people out...OH JOY!!! I have offspring, who may be scrawny punks and knappie hedded hose but they are mine and I do love them so ::heh:: ::endearing wink & twitch:: and that means I don't want any more, it's a full time job poking them with sticks and harassing the ones I have for shits and giggles ::sarcastic smile:: YES!!! I am 87 years old, but unlike YOU, I get younger and more buff every year! Sometimes I'm considered "Special" (small schoolbus special) but that is only by those dinks in the white coats. They are just jealous of me ::heh:: I often run away from home, to experience bizarre, random, funky worlds. I enjoy buzzing around in peoples faces, bodybuilding my unique and tiny frame, and finding good hiding spots to throw random objects at my targets, also pointing & laughing brings me incredible joy. ::blinking:: So...wouldn't you like to be my friend aka partner in crime? Yeah, I thought so ::wink:: damn theres something in my eye! ::heh:: I'm too funny & it's hilarious, I crack myself up! ::choking::
LMAO!!!

I'm a hipster doofus!!! Pick me! Pick ME!!!

This is ME, I'm smokin HOTT!
If I could run across a beach, into my own arms and hug myself...I would!!!
I'm ALL that and a bag o' uh...CHEETOS!!! ::HEH::

My Interests

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Ain't that a kick in the ass!?

running with scissors, running across a beach...into my own arms and hugging myself, poking people with sticks, searching for a hipster doofus to be my friend and/or an anal dwelling butt monkey, running away from home, growing up to be over 1 in tall, dancing on tables, pointing and laughing, plotting revenge, getting out of these diapers, etc. ::blinking wildly:: uhhuhhuhhuhhuh ::nods::

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness

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Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

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I'd like to meet:

A Hipster Doofus, an anal dwelling butt monkey, whoever put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bomp, friends to harass, my favorite people (you'll know it if I request you but, if I can't find you, then go ahead and request me) and hey, isn't Phil Rudd the cutest drummer EVER in AC/DC? Just look at him in the "Baby Please Don't Go" video! What a cutayyyy!
Baby, Please Don't Go

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classic hehe

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Music:

YES Please! ::NODS:: (obnoxious voice) "Ohhhhh, I Luvvvv the nightlife, I've gawt to boogayyyy, on the disco where I hiiii oh yayyy hay hayyyy!" LOL That was FUN!!! ::heh::
This is ME! ::heh::

::heh::
Danzig - Mother

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Movies:

"The Biography of Princess Consuella Tequito Burrito Taquita Chicquita Banana Hammock", it's all about ME! ::NODS::

Monsters Of Rock 1991 Moscow Video

Television:

Yeah mmhmm, I'm on T.V. right now, but I may fall off

This calls for a sexy pawwwty and a cowbell!!! ::heh::

Hmm...it was a tie between Phoebe & Rachel

Books:

Sure if they are about ME! ::snorting laugh::

Heroes:

Princess Consuella Tequito Burrito Taquita Chicquita Banana Hammock (that'd be ME!) and a hipster doofus ::heh::

Glenn Danzig is smokin!

My Blog

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