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Nitemares By Design

I'd rather be a brain in a jar.

About Me

I am a 29 year old freelance artist and half-assed writer(It's true, I'm missing one cheek due to a dreadfully embarrassing cheese grater accident). I have studied and am proficient in fx make-up, sculpture, and mold making. I enjoy horror and sci-fi films, and anthropomorphic art. I am also a voracious reader. My favorite authors include Tamara Thorne, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, and Edgar Allan Poe. I really love Poe, in fact, I might consider necrophilia in that one instance. Well, if I thought I actually had a chance. ;)

My Interests

Pain, suffering, world domination by mutant gerbils, grape drink, furries, otherkin, blueberry flavored rice, Count Chocula, yo mama, photoshop cs3, jello, munchkins that taste like chicken, vodka, flame throwers, and world peace.

I'd like to meet:

Vincent Price. Yeah, don't ask me why, but that man was sexxxy. Too bad he's dead. Hmmm, he might just fall into the Poe category. I'll have to mull that one over a bit.

Music:

Scott Joplin, Billie Holiday, Cab Calloway, Billy Rose, Type O Negative, London After Midnight, Marcy Playground, Little Richard, The Limelighters, Cass Elliot

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead (There may be a pattern developing here), Return of the Living Dead, Evil Dead (yep, definitely a pattern), Dead Alive, Poltergeist, The Haunting, The Legend of Hell House, Fright Night, House on Haunted Hill, The Raven, Last House on the Left, Shivers, Night of the Creeps, Troll, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Anything Directed by John Waters or Mel Brooks!

Television:

Ghost Hunters, My Life on the D-List, CSI (sometimes, if I'm bored), A&E's Biography, Pretty much anything on the History Channel.

Books:

Haunted, Bad Things (Also known as Panic), Candle Bay, Moonfall, Eternity, Thunder Road, The Forgotten, It, The Stand, The Watchers, Lamb, Vamped, Night Stalks the Mansion, The Haunting of Hill House, Cry To Heaven, Crackpot, any nonfiction book about hauntings.

Heroes:

Lon Chaney, Jack Pearce, Dick Smith, Rick Baker, Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Stephen King, Tamara Thorne