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Rachael

Welcome to Catland - also known as Pussydom

About Me

I really need to change my profile but I'm really lacking on words. I'm tired of reading the same old crap about myself everytime I visit myspace. During the day I wear business suits and I work a lot. I used to do whatever the hell I wanted to do but as I get older, I realize just how much being an adult sucks. I hate it. I miss playing dress up and partying for two days straight then waking up on the bathroom floor saying "damn, where are my clothes?!" So whenever I get a chance, I really like to dress up and go out and dance and drink all night. But lately I've been trying to consume less alcohol. I really love music and I love to dance. Painting used to be my life but for some reason, I haven't picked up a paint brush for 5 years until recently. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm totally self-obsessed, I'm a snob, and I'm a bitch. Today I was asked "Sarah, are you going to heaven?" Well, my name's not even Sarah and no, I really doubt it. I'm comfortable with the fact that I'm going to hell.

Update 1/2/07. My friend and co-worker Larry sent me this excellent email. I thought I'd post it and share it with everyone:
Dear Allison,
Thank you for choosing me for the top honor of "the first to make you laugh in 2007." Its a real honor and privilege. On a different note im very sorry that their were no more copies of Snakes on a Plane its got to be very upsetting that you will have to wait a few more days to see if Samuel L. Jackson gets those snakes off the mother fuckin plane. If you get it before Wednesday (when we're on call) bring it over or Napoleon Dynamite so we can either laugh hysterically or watch me curl up in a ball in terror wondering wich airline passenger will be killed next by a nonvenomous snake.
You scored as Old-school Goth. You are an old-school goth. Forget Tina and Rogue, your idols are still Siouxsie and Peter and Fat Bob, and black lipstick and white powder is still the way to go. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.
Old-school Goth


75%

Romantic Goth


58%

Ethereal Goth


54%

Death Rocker


50%

Anything-Goes Goth


29%

Confused Outsider


25%

Perky Goff


17%

Industrial/Rivet-Head


13%

Understanding Outsider


13%

Fantasy Goth


4%

Cyber-goth


0%
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Music, cats, horror movies (especially the gorey ones), silent films, vintage lingerie, corsets, wine, high heels, the art of cosmetics, and my family.

I'd like to meet:

Emil Jannings.
People with similar interests. Oh, and I really don't want to have over 200 friends on my list. What's the point? I'm not going to get around to talking to everyone anyway. Besides, I don't want to be a "friend slut". So I have a few rules now:
1) I'm not approving anyone under 18. Sorry, but all you 18 year olds wear those baggy strappy bondage pants that annoy me and listen to bullshit music that's considered "goth" now. I say sucks to that, get down with the old school, you poor, misguided youths.

2) People who are "girl collectors". You know who you are so don't ask to be added to my friend list.
4) Honestly, I'm not into the whole fetish scene. Everyone and their mother is now a dominatrix or a "fetish model". In fact, I'm sick and tired of hearing the word fetish. So do not send me a friend request thinking that I'll be your mistress or that I'll want to do a photo shoot because I don't. I'm happy with my goofy snap shots, thank you.
5) Myspace bands...before you send me a request, ask yourself this..."Will this woman actually like my music?" So if you know in the bottom of your heart that I'll think your music sucks, don't bother. You can always check out my music collection at http://CurseoftheHearse.com and if it's not along those lines, chances are I'll think you suck.

Music:

I'm a total music snob. Hey, I'm a snob in general. If it sucks, chances are I don't have it. I'm not about to list everything.
I'll start off by telling you what I hate. I truly hate EBM, Synth Pop, Marilyn Manson or anything remotely similar. Mall goths need to piss off and die and stop sending me friend requets!
I like The Cocteau Twins, The Associates, Danse Society, Clan of Xymox, Death in June, Paralisis Permanente, Altered States, Joy Division, Alien Sex Fiend, Andre Williams, Sticks McGhee, Malaria, Dead Bolt, Sex Gang Children, Holy Cow, Virgin Prunes, Dead Can Dance, Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, Christian Death, Bauhaus, The Damned, Cinema Strange, Bloody Dead and Sexy, Pulp, Scott Walker, The Smiths, Suede, The Blackouts, Data Bank A, Carcrash International, Musta Paraati, some Faith and the Muse but not a huge fan, Echo and the Bunnymen, of course, Siouxsie and the Banshees, various New Wave that wasn't from the shitty part of the 80's, and jazz from the 1920's and 30's. You'll often see me with a glass of wine in my hand singing "Crazy Rythm". There you go. Now you have some idea of what I like to listen to.

Movies:

The Nekromantic movies, George A. Romero zombie flicks, anything gorey such as "Dead Alive" and Italian horror. I love Fulci's films (especially "House by the Cemetery"), Dario Argento, and Buttgereit. I also like old silent films and the silent actors (especially Conrad Veidt) and classic horror. I just love F.W. Murnau's "Faust". It really is such a beautiful movie and I love the images..such intoxicating eye candy! Foreign films are great too. I really like the movies "Tin Drum" and "Mephisto". I actually found my son's name in "Mephisto". If you can tell me how I found it, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. I'm also a fan of Tim Burton.

Television:

I really do enjoy Desparate Housewives...

Books:

The Butcher Boy, Tipping the Velvet, Aura. That's all I can think of right now.

Heroes:

Grilled chicken, No cheese, lots of veggies, no iceberg lettuce because I like the kind that looks like weeds, hold the mayo please, and I like dijon honey mustard or sesame ginger dressing. Oh, and on toasted wheat.

My Blog

Colonial Beach

Well, David and I were smokin' some marlboros, driving down some country roads listening to country music headin' to that dang old Colonial Beach! But first we stopped at the supermarket to pick up so...
Posted by Allison on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

My dream last night

I woke up in a panicky sweat this morning at 1:40. I went on a removal last night (those of you who know me know what a "removal" is) and when I got home, I went to bed after I took a shower. I fell ...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

I've been tagged by Melanie

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten, weird, random things, little known facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their n...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

My first tattoo

I got my very first tattoo quite recently. It's of a four leaf clover right above my ass. They call it a "tramp stamp" Getting tattooed felt great. Rather exhilerating. I' ve started painting again....
Posted by Allison on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

The Batcave

I decided to go to the batcave on Saturday. I figured "why not? It's been 6 years since I last went" boy, I sure haven't missed anything! I felt totally out of place. Everyone was underage and wearing...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:05:00 PST

I must be getting old...

I must be getting old or something. Last night I went to Alchemy at CBGB's. I was driving so I allowed myself only 3 ciders. So I danced all night because Jason was playing some good tunes. Now I'm no...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:34:00 PST