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Larry

Act as Though Your a Hot Pan Cooling and Simmer Down

About Me

My name is Larry I dont really like to be around people because most tend to bitch a little to much, and be judgemental, I really dont get why people feel the need to be mean to each other. The way I see it is if it doesn't affect you in a harmful way then why is it your damn buisness how someone wants to live their life."I used to be a fat kid so I know what Im talking about". I find that I care about the friends I do have more than anything in the world and would do anything for them. I love my beer and cigarettes because nothing makes me feel more complete and like I did a good job at the end of the day like smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer,"when Im not on call".

My Interests

Mortuary Science, beer pong, Horror movies, nicotine, people with new ideas/free beer, fishing, being outdoors,laughing at others,driving,zoning out when people bitch about stupid stuff, playing spot the fat girl with friends (its not a very hard game so it has multiple rounds,in a way its like fishing the bigger the "fish" the more points you get, and theyre not always in the same locations: some good "fishing" spots ive discovered are Popeyes, Burger King, Wal-Mart, McDonalds, etc.....My best catch was atleast a 450 pounder hobbeling her way into Shoneys a couple years ago, so its really hit or miss).

I'd like to meet:

People who want lie to me, trust worthy people who will always have your back, people who dont bitch about stupid stuff and slack ass when Im trying to do something, Richard Simmons just to knock his bitch ass out so he cant rock to the 80's or early 90's and have the nerve to ask people if they "feel the burn." Dip shits and yoohoos who for some reason didnt read my awesome blog that explains who can and who cant friend request me.(I thaught it was retard proof but I obviously thaught wrong, so sorry about that; I'll just refer back to my other awesome blog so brilliantly titled: how to's for the common pimp and execute steps 1-3 on your ass)

Music:

(Here are some things I hate because I like a wide variety of music) Elvis, Jimmy Buffet, Kenny Rodgers, Lincoln Park, Bob Marley, Christian Rock,really cheesy patriotic music, Queen, Lynard Skinard, etc.

Movies:

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me
Whats your middle name? Daniel
How big is your bed? Double
What are you listening to right now? silence
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 6085
What was the last thing you ate? pizza
Last person you hugged? n/a
How is the weather right now? cold
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? n/a
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? eyes and butt
Favorite type of Food. italian
Do you want children? yes
Do you drink? hell yes
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? yes
Hair color? black
Eye colour? green/blue
Do you wear contacts/glasses? no
Favorite holiday? Halloween
Favorite Season? Fall
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? no
Last Movie you Watched? The Ringer
What books are you reading? The History and Theory of Embalming
Piercings? 0
Favorite Movie? House of 1000 Corses (never seen it sober though)
Favorite college football Team? Florida Gators
What were you doing before filling this out? talking on the phone
Any pets? no
Dogs or cats? dogs
Favorite Flower? orchid
Have you ever loved someone? probally not
Who would you like to see right now? n/a
Have you ever fired a gun? yes
Do you like to travel by plane? yes
Right-handed or Left-handed? right
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? work
Are you missing someone? maybe
Do you have a tattoo? no
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? no
Are you hiding something from someone? yes
ARE YOU 18? yes
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? a picture of the sunset on I-95 on my wat to Richmond
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? no
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? what time I gotta be at work
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? my beloved alarm clock
GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? I..'m not afraid to just be me
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no
FAVORITE HANGOUT? n/a
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? beer, tobacco, and money for rent
FAVORITE SONG? n/a
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? n/a
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? giver
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? to many to name
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Pegram
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? not sure
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? matches to build a fire and get the hell out
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? the mentos commercials
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? verizon
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? myself
Whats your favorite color? red
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? cigarettes, my wallet, a watch, chewing gum
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? n/a
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? I lay there until 11:30 trying to grasp the concept of why I give a fuck if its 11:11
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? white
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? what I have to do when I wake up
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Television:


Personality Survey
Are you shy? somewhat
Are you selfish? no
Are you spoiled? no
Are you giving? yes
Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? no
Do you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? no
Do you spend most of your free time on Myspace or Blackplanet ? no
Do you lie when someone asks you "Do I look o.k. with this on?"? no
Are you conceided? no
Do you go out of your way to get attention? no
Do you go out of your way to help someon? yes
Do you get into arguments a lot with people other than your siblings? no
Have you ever kissed someone who is just a friend? yes
Do you watch Dora the explorer? no
Do you believe in Magic? not until someone pulls a rabbit out of there ass
Do you talk back to your parents? yes, when I see them
Have you ever threatened someone? yes
Are you afraid of the dark? no
Would you prefer Spongebob or CSI? getting drunk
Have you ever lied to make someone happy? yes
Does your Myspace or Blackplanet picture show a picture of your face or your body? no
Would you prefer soda or Juice? water
Is this survey too long? yes
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Books:


You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


100%

Eaten


73%

Poison


67%

Bomb


67%

Suicide


60%

Accident


47%

Stabbed


40%

Disease


33%

Natural Causes


33%

Drowning


33%

Gunshot


13%

Cut Throat


13%

Suffocated


0%
How Will You Die??
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Heroes:

Beer, cigarettes, and tylenol PM, also my dad even though he travels a lot he always tried to spend time with me

My Blog

How to's for the common pimp

The Art of the Pimp SlapStep 1-Feign disinterest in what they have to say (or perhaps actually BE disinterested)  Step 2-Let them have it with a quick backhand (dont be shy) Step 3-Go drink some ...
Posted by Larry on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

Friend Requests Revised

Attention everyone who friend requests me! Here are people who can and cant friend request me CAN 1.People I knew/know from school 2.People who Ive met and didnt want to DP (donkey punch) 3. Peop...
Posted by Larry on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST