I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news--- With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's, I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous. I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes, Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery: In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy, You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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Xixax sessions Epi... The bands I mostly listen to are...
45 Grave,Joy Division, The Cramps, Virgin Prunes, Alien Sex Fiend, Bone Orchard, The Dammned, The Mob, Antiworld, Play Dead, The March Violets, The sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Southern Death Cult, Death Cult, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Cocteu Twins, X Mal Deutschland, Blitzkid, Fear Cult, Bauhaus, Skinny Puppy, The Bolshoi, Nina Hagen, Sex Gang Children,Rudimentary Peni, Bloody Dead And Sexy, Specimen and Lene Lovich.
Return of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Geek Maggot Bingo, Alien, Look Both ways, Amelie, the original Dracula, Draculas Daughter, son of Dracula, House of Dracula, Dracula Dead and Loving It, the original 13 Ghosts, The Fly, The Tingler, The Crucible, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Strait-Jacket, Frankenstien, Young Frankenstien,Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Dawn of the Dead (original Version), The Hunger, Winter Passing, The Squid and the Whale, The Lost Boys, Misery, Sid and Nancy, The Adams Family 1 & 2 and I'm sure there's a lot more.
Trying to cut down on the idiot box, but I love Countdown with Kieth Olberman, South Park, Lil Bush and the discovery channel.
Favorite book-Farenhieght 451 I love to read interesting articles on the most random things.