Dylbert

I'd like to meet:

Shakira, Shakira

Red vs Blue Episode 01
White and Nerdy

Music:

Love a bit of everything so my Playlist is as follows at the mo... µ-Ziq - Pine Effect
µ-Ziq vs The Auteurs - Underground Movies Kraftwerk - The Man Machine_(warsaw) 4 Hero - Mr Kirk's Nightmare (Immortal Minds 95 mix) 808 State - Cubik Aaliyah - Try Again (Album Version) Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing A-Ha - The Sun Always Shines On TV Air - Kelly Watch the Stars Alanis Morissette - King of Pain (lunplugged) Alex Reece - Pulp Fiction Alice N Chains - Would (acoustic) Alison Limerick - Where Love Lives All Saints - Rock steady Altern-8 - Frequency Amon Tobin - Chocolate Lovely Andy C - Pacman (Ed Rush & Optical mix) Aphex Twin - Analogue Bubblebath 1 Aphex Twin - Digeridoo [Live in Cornwall, 1990] [Live] Aphex Twin - D-Scape Aphex Twin - On [D-Scape Mix] Aphrodite - Man of Steel (Superman Jungle Remix) Aretha Franklin - I Say a Little Prayer Art Of Noise - Moments In Love Autechre - Garbage (V Letrmx 21) Autechre - Kalpol Introl B12 - Void-Comm Baby D - Casanova (Prodigy Pump Action Remix) Baby D - Take Me to Heaven (Helicopter Club mix) Babybird - You're Gorgeous Bad Company - Oxygen (The Drilla Killa) Bambaataa - Leftfield - Phat Planet [Dave Clarke Remix] Bananarama - Robert De Niro's Waiting Basement Jaxx - Rendez-Vu Basil Poledouris - Battle of the Mounds Pt. 1 BBE - Flash Beastie Boys - 3 MC's and 1 DJ Beastie Boys - Sabotage Beats International ft Lindy Layton - Dub Be Good To Me Beloved - The Sun Rising Ben E King - Stand by Me Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (Club Mix) Beyonce Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy Bizzare Inc - Playing With Knives Björk - All is Full of Love Björk - Violently Happy (Fluke's Well Tempered Mix) Black Eyed Peas - My Humps Blip - Coal In Ghost Out Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone Blue - One Love Boards of Canada - Eoin - Sandison - In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Marley - Roots Rock Reggae Bob Marley & the Wailers - Waiting in Vain Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet Bodyrocks - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Mix) Bodyrox ft. Luciana - Yeah Yeah Bomb The Bass - Winter In July (Ubiquity Mix) Boney M. - Nightflight to Venus Bowling For Soup - Girl all the Bad Guys Want Bran Van 3000 - Drinking in LA (edit) Britney Spears - Toxic Brown, James - The Payback Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia Bryan Ferry - I Put A Spell On You Candy Flip - Stawberry Fields Forever carl cox - last night a dj saved my life Carl Cox - Yumm Yumm Carly Simon - Youre so Vain Cars - Who's Gonna Drive You Home Cat Stevens - Father and Son Cevin Fisher - Freaks Come Out Chad Kroeger - Hero Charlotte Church - Crazy Chick Chicane - Offshore [Disco Citizens Edit] Christina Aguilera - Dirty (Rap Version) Chumbawamba - Tubthumping (Timeshard Mix) Clannad ft Bono - In A Lifetime Coldplay - The Scientist Cosmic Baby - Sweet Dreams for Kaa - My Love Craig David ft Sting - Rise And Fall Crescendo - Are You Out There - Radio Edit Crowded House - Four Seasons in One Day Cypress Hill - Boom Biddy Bye Bye DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summer Time D12 Ft Eminem - Purple Hills Daft Punk - Technologic (Kontrol Mixx) Dannii - All I Wanna Do (Sharp 'System' Dub) Dave Clarke - The Woki David Bowie - Space Oddity David Gray - Orbital - Illuminate Dawn Penn - You Don..t Love Me Deelite - Groove is in the Heart (Tribe Called Quest dub) Deep Blue - The Helicopter Tune Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's Deep Forest - Marta's Song (Armand's Muslim Moose mix) Depeche Mode - Sweetest Perfection Diana Ross - Chain Reaction Dido - My Lover's Gone - No Angel Dillinja - The Angels Fell Dinah Washington - Mad About The Boy Dire Straits - Money For Nothing Disturbed - Down With the Sickness DJ Hype - Closer to God DJ Jean - The Launch DJ Sappo - War Declared DJ Scott Henry - Bombscare 2 Bad Mice DJ Vadim ft Moshun Man - Terrorist Doop - Doop Dr. Dre & Ice Cube - Natural Born Killas Dr. Dre ft Ice Cube - Ring Ding Dong Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf Ed Rush - Optical - Wormhole Ed Rush & Optical - Pacman Eminem & Dr Dre - Guilty Conscience Enya - Storms In Africa Eric Clapton - Cocaine Erick Morillo ft Audio Bullys - Break Down the Doors (Erick's Tripped Out Dub) Eva Cassidy - Somewhere Over the Rainbow Everything But The Girl - Single (Photek mix) E-Z Rollers - Walk This Land Faith No More - Epic Faith No More - Falling To Pieces Faithless - Salva Mea (Tuff Mix) Faithless-Bombs Fatboy Slim - Acid 8000 Fedde Le Grand - Put Ur Hands Up For Detroit Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy Fleetwood Mac - Albatross Fleetwood Mac - Black Magic Woman Fleetwood Mac - The Chain Frank Sinatra - All the Way Future Forces Inc feat. DJ Kane - Morpheus Garbage - Stupid Girl (Dreadzone Dub Version) Gary Jules - Mad World (Alternate Version) General Levy - Murderer George Michael and Mutya - This is not real love Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street Goldfrapp - Black Cherry Gorillaz - Dare Grace - Skin on Skin [Oakenfold & Osborne 7' Mix] Groove Armada Ft Gram'ma Funk - I See you Baby (Shaking That Ass) Harry Connick Jr - It Had to Be You (Big Band and Vocals) Human Resource - Dominator Ice T - New Jack Hustler Ice-T - Midnight Incubus- I Miss You (Acoustic Version) Infernal - From Paris To Berlin (Radio Edit) Infernal - Kalinka (Trance Remix) Interpol - Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down Inxs - The Stairs James Blunt - You're Beautiful James Brown - Living in America Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground Jaydee - Plastic Dreams (Angel's Dream) Jeff Mills - Childhood [Maria's Mix] Jeff Mills - Paradise Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Love Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower Jonny L - Piper (Grooverider mix) Joss Stone - You Had Me Juan Atkins - M 78 Last Transport (to Alpha Centari) Juno Reactor & Don Davis - Mona Lisa Overdrive Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Dity Vegas Vocal Mix) Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back (Dirty) Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict a Riot Kanye West - Gold Digger feat Jamie Foxx Kate Bush - Hounds of Love Keane - She Has No Time Ken Ishii - Bugged-In Fusion Klubbheads - Klubbhopping (Lisa Marie Sequential Dub Experience) Kosheen - Pride Krust - True Stories Kt Tunstall- Other Side of the World Kylie Minogue - I Believe In You Ladysmith Black Mambazo - Paul Simon - Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Ladytron - Flicking Your Switch Lamb - Angelica Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Leonard Cohen - So Long, Marianne Li'l Louis - French Kiss (Extended mix) Limp Bizkit - Rollin (Uncensored) Linkin Park - Cure For the Itch London Metropolitan Orchestra - Michael Kamen - Engineering- Tomb - Blood - Countdown - Outer Door - Bio Scan Lostprophets - The Fake Sound of Progress Louis Armstrong - We Have All the Time in the World Luciano Pavarotti - U2 - Miss Sarajevo Luke Vibert - Do Unto Others M People - Search for the Hero Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby Madonna - Die Another Day {From Die Another Day} Madonna - Hung Up (Stuart Price Extended Dub Remix) Madonna - Justify My Love (William Orbit Remix) Mamas And The Papas - Monday monday Manic Street Preachers - Everything Must Go Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love Marron 5 - She Will Be Loved Massive Attack - Protection MC Tunes vs. 808 State - The Only Rhyme That Bites Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light Members of Mayday - 10 in 1 (Pvd Club Mix) Meredith Brooks - Bitch (Edit) Metallica - Fuel Metallica - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal Mike & Rich - Mr. Frosty Mike Oldfield - One Night in Bangkok Mis-Teeq - Scandalous (Stargate Radio Mix) Moby - James Bond Theme [Moby's Re-Version] Moby - Porcelain Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon Morcheeba - Trigger Hippie Mos Def & Massive Attack - I Against I Mr Bloe - Groovin' with Mr. Bloe Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine - Doctor Pressure (Dirty Club Edit) Neil Young - The Needle And The Damage Done Nelly Furtado - Man Eater Nina Simone - Feeling Good Nine Inch Nails - Perfect Drug (Orbital remix) Nirvana - Lithium Nirvana - Oh, Me (unplugged) Njoi - Papiillon (Pump Panel Remix) NWA - Straight Out Of Compton O Degrees - Coda Oasis - The Masterplan 1 Olive - You're Not Alone Omni Trio - Skeleton Keys (Omni Trio Mix) Optical - Swift Glide Orbital - The Box (mu-Ziq mix) Orbital - The Girl With The Sun In Her Head (Live @ Axis Boston) Orbital - The Naked and the Dead Origin Unknown - Valley Of The Shadows Paul Hardcastle - 19 Pendulum - Slam Photek - Ni-Ten-Ichi-Ryu (Two Swords Technique) Photek - Relics (Plaid Mix) Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (Live8) 2005-07-02 Planet Perfecto - Bullet in the Gun (Rob Searle remix) Plug - I Freak Techniques Portishead - Only You (Edit) PPK - Resurection Praga Khan - Injected With a Poison (Hixxy Prefab Sprout - King of Rock and Roll Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down Pussycat Dolls - Dont' Cha Queen - dont lose your head Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA Ex (Bimbo Jones Club Mix) Radiohead - Creep Ragga Twins - 18 Inch Speaker Rammstein - Du Hast Razorlight - America Reel 2 Real - I Like to Move It! REM - Everybody hurts (unplugged) Renegade Master - Wildchild Ricky Martin - She Bangs Rihanna & Sean Paul - Pon De Replay (Fatman Scoop Mix) Robbie Williams - She's the One Robert Miles - Children [Original Version] Robert Palmer - She Makes My Day Rod Stewart - You Wear It Well Roll Deep - Poltergeist (remix) Rolling Stones - Paint it Black Roni Size - Brown Paper Bag (Photek remix) Room 5 - Make Luv (Junior Jack Mix) Roxy Music - Jealous Guy Roy Orbison - Only the lonely Royal Scottish National Orchestra - Main Title - Aliens S Club 7 - Never Had A Dream Come True Sade - Smooth Operator Salt Tank - Eugina (Pacific Diva) Sam & Dave - Soul Man Sam Brown - Stop Santana - Maria, Maria SASH - Encore Une Fois (The PowerHouse 'Toke on This' mix) Sash! - Multiply Teaser Savage Garden - To the Moon & Back Scissor Sisters - Mary Scorpions & Berlin Philharmon - Wind of Change Sean Paul - Gimme Tha Light Shades of Rhythm - Jaberwocky Shakira feat Wyclef Jean - Hips Dont Lie Shania Twain - You're Still the One Shanice - I Love Your Smile Simon & Garfunkel - For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her [In Concert] Simon & Garfunkel - Seven O'Clock News-Silent Night Simon Webbe - No Worries Simply Red - Money's Too Tight (To Mention) Sir Mix Alot - I Like Big Butts Slam - Positive Education [Slam Remix] Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar (Dark Garage Edit) Snoop Dogg ft Justin Timberlake - Signs Snow Patrol - Run (Edit) Snow Patrol - Set The Fire To The Third Bar Featuring Martha Wainwright Soul II Soul Feat. Caron Wheeler - Back to life ( However do you want me ) Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun Squarepusher - 137 (Rinse) Stereo MC's - Chicken Shake Stereophonics - I Stopped to Fill My Car Up Sting - Fields of Gold Sting - Shape of my Heart Suede - She's In Fashion Sugababes - Easy Sugababes Ft. Sting - Shape of my Heart Sugarcubes - Birthday Survivor - Eye of the Tiger Susanne Vega - Luka Sweet Coffee - Feelin' Good (Album Version) Take That - Patience Talk Talk - Life's What you Make it Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World Technical Itch - Reborn Technical Itch - Roswell Technohead - Accelarator #2 The Arctic Monkeys - Scummy The Automatic - Monster The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds The Beautiful South - Perfect 10 The Bee Gees - New York Mining Disaster 1941 The Chemical Brothers - Chemical Beats [Dave Clarke Remix] The Clash - London Calling The Cranberries - Zombie The Cure - Pictures of You [Extended Dub Mix] The Doors - The Unknown Soldier The Drifters - Under the boardwalk The Eagles - Take It To The Limit The Egg - The Wall (Mylo Remix) The Egg vs David Guetta - Walking Away (Tocadisco Remix) The Fireman - Trans Lunar Rising The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea [7' Original] The Future Sound of London - We Have Explosive (Herd Killing) The Game - The Documentary The Jam - Town Called Malice The Killers - Somebody Told Me The La's - There She Goes The Mars Volta - Drunkship Of Lanterns The Orb - Towers of Dub The Police - The Bed's Too Big Without You The Polyphonic Spree - Section 6 (Hanging Around the Day Pt 1) The Prodigy - Diesel Power The Prodigy - Pandemonium The Prodigy - The Narcotic Suite- Claustrophobic Sting The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss The Shamen - Move Any Mountain The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me The Source - You got the Love (Farley & Heller mix) The Stone Roses - Fools Gold [Grooverider's Mix] The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums The Streets - The Irony of It All The Strokes - Take It or Leave It The Tamperer - Feel It (Original mix) The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again Tomcraft - Loneliness Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl Tracy Chapman - Fast Car Train - Drops of Jupiter Travis - Driftwood Truth Hurts ft Rakim - Addictive (album version) U2 - Beautiful Day (Paul Oakenfold Remix) UB40 - The Earth Dies Screaming Underworld - Born Slippy - Dark Train (Dark & Long) Underworld - Dirty Epic Usher - U Remind Me Wagon Christ - Aerhart - From Within Wamdue Project - King of my Castle Westbam ft Marusha - The Mayday Anthem White Town - Your Woman Will Young - All Time Love Will Young - Who Am I William Orbit - Adagio for String [Ferry Corsten Remix]

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Alien, Star Wars, Conan and all Arnie's stuff like Predator, Total Recall & Terminator, Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, David Cronenberg Stuff, Full Metal Jacket, Weird Science, History of the World, Indiana Jones, all the old Martial Arts stuff like Snake in the Monkey's Shadow and Shogun Asassin, Any James Bond, Sin City, Spiderman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Silence of the Lambs, District 13, but I'll watch anything anyone forces me too I suppose..

Television:

C.S.I., Scrubs, Strictly Come Dancing, E.R., Top Gear, but generally the least worst thing on the telly at the time.

And all of the old classics like Blackadder, Red Dwarf, MASH, Cheers, Star Trek TNG, DS9, Voyager, old cartoons like Dangermouse and the like. Anyone remember Mysterious Cities of Gold or Terrahawks?
(Half of these aren't on anymore though)

Books:

Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Arthur C Clarke, Weis and Hickman, and all those who wrote any DragonLance, all sorts of shit really but mainly Sci-fi & Fantasy, but I'll give anything a whirl. Don't get time much now though...

Heroes:

My Mum & Dad (Stepdad), and anyone holding it all together.