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Dan

Special Ninja seeks chinese throwing stars....

About Me

I like cats.....

My Interests

BBguns, video documentary, surfing, rock music, practical jokes, peeing into the wind while whistling, ninja gaden for sega master system, mid evil connonpults, Karate chopping flaming cynderblocks, hiding in trees, slingshots, face make up, cross dressing, inpersonating realistate agents, three men sling shots, flaming bags of dog shit, down hill shopping cart racing, forgery, machine guns, submerging from water while firing a machine gun, jail tattoos, Master boobie trap setter, cross breeding a midget and a monkey to make a midjonkey, sail boats, life size coardboard cut outs

I'd like to meet:

....a cat...

Music:

morrissey, the velvet underground, hefner, nuetral milk hotel, cindarrella, nirvana, the pixies, cure, black box recorder autuers (anything luke haines), the ventures, roy orbison, johnny cash, hank williams, smiths, anything raw baby

Movies:

star wars, buffallo 66, the gate, donnie darko, blade runner, anything john waters, dead alive

Television:

kids in the hall, simpsons, cheers, conan, adult swim

Books:

do androids dream of electric sheep, the stranger, on the road, age of reason, yanni's auto biography

Heroes:

Han Solo, Morrissey, Hulk Hogan, Robert Downey Jr., He-man, Jesus, David Foiley, Camus, Jerry Lopez, Andy Warhol, Jude Law, Jamie Thomas, Olivia Newton John, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fabio, Yanni, any Christian Scientist, Johnny Cash, Amed Johnson and THE JUNK YARD DOG(JYDrest in peace)

My Blog

ninjas

ninjas are everywhere. they are closing in on me. if you don't hear from me in a couple of days they got me and are tourturing me...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST