Motogp racing (the worlds best on the world fastest 2 wheeled machines), strong drink and excessive tobacco smoking, saving farts in zip-lock bags and leaving them around the house for my roomates un-suspecting friends to find, open, then gag.... I also have an underlying video game addiction thats developing like full blown AIDS....
His Holiness the 14th Dali Lama of Tibet... and push him to the point of reacting back with violence..
adopt your own virtual pet!width="425" height="350" ..
Alkaline Trio, UnderOath, Tool, Pusifer, Rage Against the Machine, Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, Metallica, Pantera, Aesop Rock, Citizen Cope, Gnarls Barkley, The Keepaway, A Static Lullaby, Atreyu, Bad Religion, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Deftones, Senses Fail, Kayne West, The Rolling Stones, Saves The Day, Interpol, Glass Jaw, Head Automatica, System Of A Down, K-Os, FEFF, Against Me!, Coldplay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smiths, The Cure, Thursday, Brand New, Alice In Chains, The Notorious B.I.G, Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, The Dan Band... dude this list could go on for fucking ever
Faster, The Doctor The Tornado and The Kentucky Kid (should have added Hopkins name to that title but who the fuck am I?),Crusty Demons of Dirt 1-3, Fight Club, Platoon, Black Hawk Down, 28 Days Later, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Memento, Requim for a Dream, Magnolia, The Machinist, Clerks, Clerks 2, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Caddyshack, Animal House, The Big Lebowski, The Goonies, The Silence of the Lambs, Jackass, Garden State, I Spit On Your Grave, Apocolypse Now, The Shining, Gunner Palace, Jacobs Ladder, A Clockwork Orange, Anchorman,The Kingdom, Transformers, Gummo, Shaving Ryans Privates ... thats enough for now ..
Fuck TV THIS IS WHAT WET DREAMS ARE MADE OF....
Chuck Palahniuk (especially Fight Club but not Haunted),anything by Irving Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson, Albert Camus and Bret Easton Ellis, Stephen King, Clive Barker, All them Dirty picture books
Valentino Rossi aka Il Doctore, aka The Doctor, aka Valentik aka, The fastest man on 2 fucking wheels, John "Hopper" Hopkins, "Anybody who could ride a 500cc GP motorcycle well enough to qualify on a Grand Prix grid is a hero, Anybody! because these things are the most evil devices if you treat them wrong they will bite"...Julian Ryder quote from the motogp documentary Faster. .......Bambi...(what a stag he turned into)....Jack Burton, Tyler Durden, Mike "the Beaver Cleaver" Seaver, Buddy Lembeck, Detective Dillon Stewart and Police Officer Daniel Enchautegui....OPIE AND ANTHONY AND LITTLE JIMMY NORTON...and now Dustin " 10 inch monster" Diamond..... 10 inches