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Sancho & I Unite The Masses

robertothemagician

About Me

***THE COMMUNIST PARTY***6'5 tall mo-fo, I live in Queens Ny, but only for a few more months then its back out to Long Island (apparently this is now a lie since i wrote it 6 months ago), where i was born and raised. Some would say i'm a super hero, i would say those people are correct. Say Hello i don't bite................................... SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO ROCK THE FUCK OUT..... RIGHT NOW IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES(10/28 at work)............i need a plumber to help stop my toilet from running, its annoying (11/4)..... i pulled my ass muscle at the gym today(11/8).............. I broke a rib in Philadelphia this weekend, thanks Travis (11/14)...............I recently changed my mind, Florida is fun, especially Miami Beach(11/27)........I never want to work ever again(11/29)........Next time its below 30 degrees remind me not to get out of bed!(12/08)... I thought i was confused, now i know i am(12/12) And it seems like total destruction.... 's the only solution... yeah, aint no use no one can stop us now.... (12/24)............. I LOVE THE TV SHOW SCRUBS..... IM INFATUATED, MAYBE OBSESSED(12/28)........... Its been a while since i've updated my internal journal (that rhymes) so just writing hello(2/2/07) Chinese food in queens is like indian food in india.... i've never had indian food, but in india its probably good(2/12)...............................The plumber finally came and fixed my toilet@!!!! VICTORY!(2/23)

My Interests

Surfing, Music, Friends, Partyin with the Homies, Chicas, Late Nights, Traveling to Far Off Places, Free Meatsticks, Coffee, Getting Out of Work (4:30pm is my rock), Photography, Art in General (i stink but i try), Naps, Re-Capping Nonsense With My Friends Sunday Morning, The JeeP, Anytime Except The Winter, Blue Water With White Sand and Palm Trees, Spanish/Mexican Food (in that order) Being Me (as crazy as i am sometimes)and all Sorts of Other Good Stuff

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet anyone who wants to meet me, cause thats a special person. I will be signing copies of my book at my house if anyone is Interested

Music:

Sublime, F-E-F-F, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religeon, Metallica, Pantera, Slightly Stoopid, Bob Marley, The Misfits, Phil Collins, Motley Crue, Social D, Hall and Oates, Old 97's, Jimmy Eat World, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Citizen Cope, Tribe Called Quest, Tool, Van Morrison, ZO2, Weezer, Cloud Cult, Dashboard Confessional, Boomtown Rats, Machine Head, just about anything that kicks ass

Movies:

Seven, Revenge of The Nerds I II and IV (who knows if III even exists), Anything from the 80's, Stigmata, Roller Boogie (70's), Snakes on a plane, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, The Bourne series, Kill Bill series, My Blue Heaven, Vanilla Sky, Lebowski, Made, Swingers,

Television:

SCRUBS!!!

Books:

Reading The Motley Crue book "The Dirt" and i can't put it down, im a big non-fiction fan, lame i know but i'd rather watch a movie

Heroes:

Myself, can't believe i made it this far.

My Blog

Quotes from Bill Hicks......

Here are some quotes from quite possibly the funniest comedian.... well at least i think so...."I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live ... and shut you...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

Hillarious pic of JULY!.....

Man this one had me laughing so hard I shed a few tears.... it's a reader but it's hillarious none the less.... enjoy hombres ...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Hillarious pic of JUNE... i know i suck

Well if it seems like I've lost interest in posting these funny little snippets for you charachters, ............I did .... but (and thats a big but) every now and again I do come across somethin...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

Hillarious pic of the day 5/16/07

How the Hell do you think this up?.........   ...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:05:00 PST

Hillarious pic of the day 5/15/07

The Long Awaited Return of HILLARITY!!!!!!!..... scream it from the tree tops my friends, tell your fellow homosapiens all about it......   ...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

Hillarious article of the day 4/26/07

Wow People in the south really are Retarted.........  
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

Hillarious pic of the day 4/25/07

Heres some awesome tattoo ideas for any of you out there looking to get some serious ink done ....  My Personal Fave..... Indian and Corn Dog, theres a marriage that has been centuries in the&nbs...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

Hillarious pic of the day 4/20/07

Now i know i don't smoke Weed, but i used to ..... ALOT, so i know how special today is for all of you Weed Heads out there ..... so Happy 4/20 get high for me, get high to stick it to the man ..... g...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

Hillarious Product of the day 4/19/07

Hey Mom whats for Din Din Tonight?>...... Please Tell Me I'ts .....................     ...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Hillarious pic of the day 4/16/07

He must have been really uncomfortable .... Perfect Timing .....    ...
Posted by Sancho & I Unite The Masses on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST