I'm Adam. I'm anti-social and chances are I don't like you. But please, don't let that discourage you from trying. Here's a few tips- your odds get better if you're a musician or like good music, if you have funny stories and like to drink, and if you don't use the words "irregardless", "nucular", or "shawty".I just moved to Los Angeles from New York City. I really like it out here, and I think that's because I don't know that many people, so I don't have to pretend I like that many people, which is a huge pet peeve of mine. Also, I have single-handedly redefined the parameters of the term "walking distance" in my time here. I'm pretty proud of that, but my boots are FUCKED. If anyone wants to donate their car to a good cause, please give it to charity. But if you want to donate it to a cause of questionable merit, let's get together and talk. I'll take that shit off your hands.
