alvie

I'd like to meet:

hotties are a dime a dozen out here in socal - i'm moreso down to meet whoever can throw a mildly interesting conversation topic my way...

Music:

hip-hop and r&b for sure... but down for anything (yes, even that country twang-a-lang... and don't get me started on sade)

Movies:

braveheart, fight club, memento, seven, office space (my daily life), usual suspects, matrix, ace ventura and its underrated sequel, zoolander, kingpin, snatch, dumb & dumber, shawshank redemption, meet the parents, old school, the wedding crashers, superbad, and those 2-minute internet porn clips

Television:

grey's anatomy (every episode is like an overtime playoff football game) and any sporting event i can gamble on. (yes, i have bet on women's basketball in the past - hey, at least i'm past the denial stage of having a problem.)

Books:

uh... sportsbook.com and the sportsbooks @ bellagio (mmm... cheerleaders & leather recliners), mirage (easiest to get free drinks), & venetian (rowdiest). oh, you meant reading? i'm more of a magazine/newspaper person... short attention span!

Heroes:

grandma, my pops, my moms, and anyone who's given military service to their country. (yeah it's corny, but i work in sales and marketing for homeland defense products. shit, i personally don't have the brass balls to be out there on the front lines sacrificing my own welfare to defend other people's freedom... so mad respect to those who do.)

pimpin' all over the world, baby!

it's only right i that share my experiences with y'all, cuz i've been places you'll NEVER imagine... {cebu city, philippines} {baybay, philippines (dad's hometown)} {boracay island, philippines} {manila, philippines}
but i'ma start at home... see i'm the man of this town / and i hope you wouldn't mind if i show you around... {orange county} so when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin' of me... {oakland} we got people to meet and many places to see... {los angeles/hollywood} {san diego} you hear the song, so dance / don't think i'm always tryin' to get in your pants... {long beach} cuz see, my pimpin's in 3-D / i'm only taking you places you only see on TV... {amsterdam, netherlands} {seattle}
{philadelphia}
tryin' to show you how you're livin' is trife... {las vegas} how many guys you know can bring the travel channel to life?? {barcelona, spain} {ibiza, spain} {pamplona, spain} {madrid, spain} {cabo san lucas, mexico} cancun & playa del carmen, mexico}{ if you're with me ain't no time to sleep / especially at wet willie's on miami beach... {miami} hawaii to d.c., there's plenty women to see / so if you're ass don't show up, there's more women for me... {honolulu} {washington, d.c.} i'm in new york at the puerto rican day parade... {new york city} {puerto rico} and at night i'm in new orleans drinking hand grenades / outnumbered by the dozens at the jazzfest / in mardi gras, all the women trying to show me their chest... {new orleans} i used to think that it was way too cold... {boston} until i went to canada and saw some beautiful hoes...
{montreal, canada} {vancouver, canada} now i hit the caribana every year in toronto / and fly to illinois and get a taste of chicago... {chicago} oh, yet and still / you wouldn't believe your eyes if you went to brazil... {rio de janeiro, brazil} {sao paulo, brazil} the fancy cars... the women and the caviar... {san francisco} you know who we are... cuz we're pimpin' all over the world... {brisbane & gold coast, australia} {sydney, australia} {sacramento} {phoenix}