Kyle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Although I hit a pound of herb, I'm still nice with the verbs...

My Interests

Morning Sex, Tanning, Talking to Strangers, Female Bartenders

I'd like to meet:

Girls who drive while leaning to the side. Redheads with tattoos and whiskey breath. Female Band Members, Trish Stratus, Pam Grier, Gina Gershon and the female cop from the Wire.

Music:

I like music by people who are old enough to know about the shit they're singing about and doesn't effect my drinking. Rev. Horton Heat, Fishbone, Bad Brains, Paul Simon, Cody Chestnutt, Jill Scott, Little Brother, Suga Free, J-Zone

Movies:

Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, Paid In Full, Lilith Unleashed, Bottom Dweller Part Deux, Pootie Tang, Leon the Professional, West Side Story

Television:

Oz, The Wire, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kingpin(NBC), MXC, Pro-Wrestling, Julia Childs (pre and post stroke) Sanford and Son, Benny Hill, Young Ones

Books:

How to Piss People Off & Fuck Over Your Friends, FYM, Black Tail, Dianetics

Heroes:

Runny Ray

My Blog

May We Go Round?

My head is spinning and the ice in my whiskey and coke has totally ruined the prescence of a once strong drink. Day by day my skin slowly changes into jpegs of creatures that some how resemble me, bu...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The world needs an enema!

I remembr when a kiss meant more than a blow job and a hug made your eyes close. I love you was a life long task as opposed to a way to get pussy. The best one night stand I ever had was somethin...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sugar & Spice

Hmmmm. Being raised by women, I've developed a certain affinity for them. And if you know what affinty means, you need to read The Enquirer. Any who, I find it odd that the ones that want so much...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST