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big ern

let's see how long this lasts

About Me


You are a
Social Liberal
(85% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(6% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
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My Interests

i like to figure people out. whether they are normal, (or think they are normal) abnormal, fucked up, or beyond fucked up, i just like to figure out what makes people tick. i like books and movies especially if they give me any kind of insight into the human psyche. i enjoy humor and humorous people as well. oh, and i think i have figured out i have an eating disorder. everything i like to eat is bad for me, and i eat way too much of it, but at least i am not throwing it up yet... in public.

I'd like to meet:

somebody from a fly-over state who can explain to me why they voted for that dumb monkey to be president.

Music:

pixies, blur, supergrass, cure, depeche mode, smiths, placebo, doves, xtc, queens of the stone age, radiohead, stereophonics, modest mouse, gbv, snow patrol, dandy warhols, foo fighters, nirvana, catherine wheel, tenacious d, echo & the bunnymen, talking heads, brmc, public enemy-ice cube-bdp(old school rap), goddamn robot monkey, and saucer

Movies:

fight club, shawshank, say anything, cradle will rock, bob roberts, the player, the big lebowski, anchorman, full metal jacket, ferenheit 9/11, the corporation, 12 monkeys, 24 hour party people, amadeus, american history x, annie hall, best in show, dig, ararat, donnie darko, eight men out, garden state, house of sand and fog, city of god, kingpin, network, magnolia, boogie nights, maria full of grace, mash, memento, manhattan, an ideal husband, the shape of things, the opposite of sex, waking the dead, little miss sunshine, the prestige, and any movie where jessica alba, mandy moore, or jennifer love hewitt get naked. and here is a video of the greatest pug ever:

Television:

ALL Reality TV sucks, sorry i had to say it. here is what i do watch: curb your enthusiasm, chapelle's show, larry sanders show, the daily show, mr. show, scrubs, arrested developement (all of you cunts who were too simple to watch this brilliant show owe me entertainment now), simpsons (old simpsons, not the last couple of years), southpark, the office (the english version, the american is crap), extras, the west wing (when aaron sorkin was writing it), strangers with candy, freeks and geeks, family guy, and seinfeld.

Books:

none (i don't want you to think i am a geek!) however, you might be able to check out books by erich fromm, john kenneth galbraith, karl marx, and paul n. goldstene... just to start you out. now go do your homework!!!
oh, and i am currently reading and very much enjoying "bush on the couch" for some psychological insight into the monkey in chief. so who wants to borrow it when i am done?

My Blog

video of doha zoo

playing monkeys eating monkey ...
Posted by big ern on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

doha zoo

some picturesfeeding giraffespainted elephantfeeding elephantmonkey momshannon of arabia...
Posted by big ern on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

i'm back

so i got back tuesday night, a surprise early return. one month early. i may have more to say about the trip at a later date, but right now, i just have one more picture to post. this is a picture ...
Posted by big ern on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:45:00 PST

more doha photos

the only good picture i got of the old souqsqatari signs warning drivers to be careful long view of the palace, best i have been able to shoot myself yet...
Posted by big ern on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:17:00 PST

the real doha

migrant workers wait for somebody (anybody) to pick them up for a days workif i had been there an hour earlier, the street would have been filledheadquarters for al jazeera, "fair and balanced"proof t...
Posted by big ern on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

pictures from the trip to the sand dunes

refinery fires... on the way to the dunes.global warming be damnedlong shot, into saudi arabiaone of our cars wrecked... not the one i was inthere is apparently video of us turning it over, i will pos...
Posted by big ern on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

more doha...

mosque, there's one on every corneractually, i am staying in miamiold fishing boats, city in the backgroundbig clamaquarium, not yet opensewer water going in to the gulf, yummyits a nation full of scr...
Posted by big ern on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

pictures from doha

so i have finally taken some pictures from doha and here they are. of course, the batteries in my camera are no longer good, so i will have to buy new ones. apparently my camera needs special batter...
Posted by big ern on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

funniest thing i have read in a long time...

this is a quote from a fundamentalist on one of their websites. my favorite questions are 1 & 4. brilliant:"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleiv...
Posted by big ern on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

photos from colorado

in two weeks i will be where it is over 110 degrees and 95% humidity....
Posted by big ern on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST