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I KNOW NOTZING!

just a night elf trying to make an honest gold

About Me

Who am I...Where am I...What happend... If you know anything about me I'd like to know myself... So if you could help me it would be very... helpful... and thanks in advance....... width="425" height="350" ....My life is rated R!

Your life is rated R!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes!Fuck you! I did it you can too... NOT! !Fuck you!

My Interests

Dance..that's basically it. And also quoting extremly random movie...BEWARE OF THE GROOVE...Did I mention that I love Disney. Very fue understand this but whatever(PIRATES OF THE JONES!!!)hehe.
You are Columbia!

What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
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Congratulations! You've been sorted into Slasherin! Your heads of House are: Gessie and Meggy.Now, mighty Slasherin, go forth and spread the word of healthy slash, for it is good and wholesome! If
you're in this house you have proved yourself
to be dark and above all sexy.

Which Horny Hogwarts House Are You In?
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What Your Underwear Says About You
You buy the sexiest underwear you can find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear Oracle
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

I'd like to meet:

People that I can scare with my wierd and random acts of mindlessness. Oh yeah I can't forget Squishy. Squishy's cool you Know who else is cool...the three amigos. And we drive around in a big white van, kidnapping people that are turned into the FBI by calling the three amigo's phones. Ummm...Well..I just lost my train of thought...so anyways what I'm getting at is ...I HATE SAUERKRAUT...that's really the whole point...and by the way if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself full of lothing and selfdoubt and rapped with the pain and isolation of your painful meaningless existance...atleast take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere in this crazy mixed up universe of ours...there's still a little place called...Albuquerque.

Music:

The music in my head will always be the best ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... sorry I was just listening to that music that I was talking about you need to hear it sometime It's awsome.Oh yeah... I also like rock...any and all is good.Rammstein - Ohne Dich

.. Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Movies:


what nightmare before christmas chareacter are you? _
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You scored as Mayor

your Mayor


Mayor


67%

Jack


50%

Oogie Boogie man


33%

Sally


33%

Zero


33%

Trick-or-Treaters


0%disney comes first always and forever
You scored as knights of nih.

knights of nih


100%

frenchman


96%

government peasent


96%

king arthur


92%

sir lancelot


88%

tim


79%
what monty python and the hoy grail character are you
created with QuizFarm.com...then The Holy Grail (Monty Python) "I'm French why else would I have this outragous acsent you silly king"
.. You scored as Achoo. You are Achoo, son of Asneeze

Robin Hood


100%

Maid Marian


100%

Sheriff of Rottingham


100%

Achoo


100%

King John


100%
Who are you from ..
created with QuizFarm.com...Robin Hood Men In Tights "I'm Littel John don't let my name fool you"
.. You scored as Fezzik. You're Fezzik! You're such a gentle giant. Everyone seems to be afraid of you, but you're just a big teddy bear. You're a pretty good fighter because of your size, but you're a good person, and a good friend!

Fezzik


100%

Miracle Max


92%

Princess Buttercup


83%

Vizzini


83%

Wesley


75%

Inigo Montoya


67%

Prince Humperdinck


67%
Which Character from The Princess Bride are you?
created with QuizFarm.com...The Pincess Bride "AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU WWWWWIIISSSSSHHHHHHHH"

Television:

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat.* Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from the top.

Books:

NU don't say that word. That word is one of the words that the knights who say "NU" can not hear!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Tinkerbell... It's not easy being a 2 inch tall pixie...yes I said pixie not farie because if Tink is a farie there is no pixie dust...Since there is n pixie dust there is no flying...if there is no flying there is no story...and therefore Tink is a pixie NOT A FARIE!!! Anyone who has a different oppinion can attempt to change my mind...although I highly doubt that it will work.

My Blog

why celebrate???

Why do we celebrate thanksgiving...What are we celebrating...The fact that the indians gave the pilgrams food then the pilgrams turn around and killed the indians and took their land...This is nothing...
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:58:00 PST

christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged SCHIZOPHRENIA- Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY- We Three Queens Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISS...
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST

you don't have to agree with it just understand it...

have you ever wanted to kill yourself not because of something that fucked up your life but because of something that you did and it happend to fuck up someone elses life... you may thi...
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:48:00 PST

New California Driver's Test

NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST  For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, st...
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:11:00 PST

Zodiac

Bedroom Habits....ARIESMarch 21-April 20Ruling Planet: MARSThe bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the ...
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:50:00 PST

I MUST KNOW!!!

I can't take the credit for thing...I mean I'm smart enough to come up with something like this So answer the questions and no one gets hurt...hehe   1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4....
Posted by I KNOW NOTZING! on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:18:00 PST