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Conal Bloody Kennedy
Scooters, scooter rallies, getting drunk, having fun, getting drunk, messin' about, getting drunk and having a few from the pipe! This is what happens when our members are let out on a day release!
Anybody with a wicked sense of humour who is able to laugh at themselves as well as others. Life is too short to be taken seriously! No timewasters who add us 'coz they can', then never speak to us! Nothing more bloody annoying, except maybe for Traffic Wardens and soap dodgers! Yuck!!!!
Northern soul, Trojan, Skinhead Reggae, Ska and general scooter rally sounds.
Anything that involves general stupidity, action, danger and death. Think that pretty much covers anything, oh, and mud wrestling with rubber chickens!
As above, but with more rubber chickens!
Rubber chicken monthly, Scootering, On The Scene, The Shed and One from the Pipe by Keith Paish.Ten Lambrettas tearing down the road,Ten Lambrettas tearing down the road, But if one Lambretta……………..should faulter with the load, There’ll be ……nine Lambrettas tearing down the road! Nine Lambrettas tearing down the road, But if one Lambretta………….should lose a bit o’chrome, There’ll be…… eight Lambrettas that might not make it home! Eight Lambrettas that might not make it home, But if one Lambretta………….. should shear a rear wheel hub, There’ll be………seven Lambrettas………in the ****in’ club! Seven Lambrettas in the ****in’ club, But if one Lambretta………..should start to pop and groan, There’ll be one more owner to have a bloody moan! One more owner to have a bloody moan, But if that ‘bretta owner………..has sheared a woodruff key, There’ll be ………….six ‘bretta owners………..praying -"It won’t be me!" Six ‘bretta owners praying -"It won’t be me!" But if one Lambretta………….should split a petrol pipe, There’ll be five Lambrettas - two with racing stripes! Five Lambrettas - two with racing stripes But if one Lambretta……….should run out o’ two stroke oil, There’ll be four Lambrettas………..with engines on the boil! Four Lambrettas with engines on the boil, But if one Lambretta………….should seize the piston up! There’ll be three Lambrettas………..left…..waiting to hiccup! Three Lambrettas left, waiting to hiccup But if one Lambretta………..should snap a gear cable! There’ll be two Lambrettas………that are barely capable! Two Lambrettas that are barely capable, But if one Lambretta………should strip a spark plug thread! There’ll be one Lambretta left………..cos the other nine are dead! One Lambretta left cos the other nine are dead, But if that Lambretta…………..should get there in the end! It will be because it’s…………….being towed by a Vespa, my friend!!!bring on the abuse
Cedric the rubber chicken. Anyone who has one from the pipe and lives to tell the tale! Which is why the chicken is now rubber! The Lake Huron is the Easy Ryders adopted local pub. So are the dogs in the toilet! And so is the cat! The locals include many celebrities like George Best in a balaclava, Mickey Snakebite, Disco Dave and not forgetting Ashley the nurse! Visiting acts include Reggie Balmoral who has a strange habit of letting smoke bombs off in the bar and accidentally set fire to someone in Bembridge! Mark wins the George Best lookalike award!You're always welcome at the best, totally original pub in Ryde.